10 Reasons That Killing Abu Musab al-Zarqawi Is The Turning Point In Iraq.

[brainshrub]

I just found this. Since it's from another blog, I'll only post the top 5, then give a link to the original:

1 He had the only keys to the insurgents' weapons storage facility
2 Nobody else knows how to make a roadside bomb
3 This shows the rest of the insurgents that we’re serious
4 Without his bad attitude, the other insurgents will mellow out, embrace America
5 Other Jihad leaders don’t want violence, lean more towards graffiti and petty theft

Link to original: http://mikehawk.wordpress.com/2006/06/08/top-ten-reasons-that-killing-abu-musab-al-zarqawi-will-be-the-turning-point-in-iraq/

[dipsydoodle]

1. Would the graffiti be stuff like

Bush is pubic enemy # 1

[winter999]

2. Hope you don't think this is serious.

Even I can tell this is someone's lame attempt at being Letterman. Did I mention lame?

[Skittles]

4. aw, poor baby, you're not getting it are you?

you're offended :nopity:

[leveymg]

3. Reason No. 11 - He was the only one who knew how to cook spaghetti&sausage

Without him around, the rest of the troops will start to get hungry and will just wander off.