Does President Bush use a "penis pump"?

[originalpckelly]

I mean he is the biggest dick head in the nation.

\/\/Does that explain this?\/\/
"...it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." --GWB

Maybe we should analyze the audio of today's press conference, to see if there were and odd "swishing" noises?

[KingFlorez]

1. I don't care

I don't even want to think about that

[originalpckelly]

2. Well...

what's a little projectile vomit any way? Nothing that a little disinfectant can't clear away.

[LittleClarkie]

7. A real "MUST. FIGHT. MENTAL. IMAGE" moment

Gee thanks.

But then again, I thought Tweety was his penis pump.

(did I just say that out loud?)

[Fridays Child]

3. Not even sure he has a penis.

:shrug:

[LittleClarkie]

6. Built like a Ken doll, is he?

Might explain the need for the codpiece for his "Mission Accomplished" moment.

[lonestarnot]

4. He is a penis.

[chefgirl]

5. President Bush IS a penis pump

-chef-

[AndyTiedye]

8. He Sticks it in a Pencil Sharpener When He's Drunk

[TygrBright]

9. They don't make 'em in a size that small. n/t

[lpbk2713]

10. Does Coulter?

It wouldn't surprise me.

[Quantess]

11. Gross. I doubt he has an interest in sex.

He's too excited about his evildoings to think about sex.

Rush Limbaugh probably uses one. (Gross!)

This is a supremely icky thread.

:puke:

[Justice Is Comin]

12. He's been using it on his nose.

[Gold Metal Flake]

13. Yes. Jeff Gannon.

[The empressof all]

14. Locking

Jeeze........