We interrupt the DU to bring you an important message from the King.

[icymist]

From His Royal Phoniness, Emporator Curious King George IV:
Don't worry about North Korean missiles people. Just go shopping!
Especially you in Hawaii. Oh yeah, those missiles the other day? Well, we've decided to tell you that one of them was pointed at you. You know, the long range one. Don't you worry your little luau butts off about this... we at the Bushshit administration have got things under perfect control. Just like we have everything under control in Iraq. Now we would advise that everyone just go out and shop. It's really great for the economy (in China) and will get your minds off of North Korean nukes, dead babies in Iraq, the returning Taliban, the seven trillion dollar US debt, the bad air you breath, and voting fraud in our upcoming Congressional elections. Yup Hawaii, get with the program and just go shopping. And be afraid of the Gays, not the North Koreans.


We now return you back to your regular DU.
:sarcasm:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. don't forget to add

and if something does happen, Bush will take care of them as well as he did the folks in New Orleans.....

[Cobalt Violet]

2. Sure Georgie Porgie Puddin' Pie...

Like I have money to shop after I get gas.