Bill Clinton KILLED Ken Lay

[SensibleAmerican]

Bill Clinton was in Aspen, Colin Powell was in Aspen. Ken Lay died in Aspen. Ken Lay was going to squeal and Bill Clinton killed HIM!!!! :mad:

:D

note: this post is sarcasm

[amitten]

1. Because their roots connect them... n/t

[Erika]

2. Yeah, Rove said he saw it in person n/t

[Patchuli]

3. Nope, it's those deadly aspens "turning!" nt

[niyad]

4. welcome to DU--sarcasm or not, I understand from those with the

intestinal fortitude to brave the FR sewer, that that is actually being said over there.

[texasleo]

5. Poppy Bush was in Dallas...

[SensibleAmerican]

6. I would believe Poppy Bush being more involved in Reagan's assassination

than Kennedy's.

Though I believe neither without evidence.

[Sadie5]

7. Don't doubt for a minute

that anything they can blame on Clinton, they will. The only trouble is that the have lied so much, nobody believes their crap anymore.

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. Here's a piece of evidence for you

[Rocinante]

8. Nah

Hitlery Clintoon did it while them other guys wssn't looking.

[oasis]

9. Got it, but who slipped Colin Powell the bad oysters?

:shrug:

[MADem]

10. Did he club him with his clenis??? NT

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Take 2 Aspen and call me in the morning n/t

[skip fox]

12. But I wouldn't be surprised to see on Faux News some commentator

mention that there is a thread on a liberal site which reads "Bill Clinton Killed Ken Lay" and that leading into a discussion of how Clinton's economic policies almost force poor lay into economic and legal trouble, which inevitably lead to his heart attack. "In effect," he'll say (maybe someone on their economic news show?), "Clinton pulled the trigger."

(Is it just me or has Fox gotten even more obviously partisan and outlandish the past several months?)

[LiberalPartisan]

15. It's not you

On Fox last Sunday the airhead news reader, before cutting and running to commercial got in a dig at her guest 'Cutting and running in Iraq is no way to win the war on terror. And we'll be back'

Now this is not a person with a magazine program at Fox or someone where 'commentary' is displayed on the screen or even a call in show, she was just your weekend news reader who had on some guest who opposed the war.

[U4ikLefty]

14. You know...after popping some OxyContin & showering with a falafel,

it all makes sense!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

16. This kkkind of thing won't help Kenny Boy now...

What that Lay person needs now, is a good dose of the Holy Ghost where he's headed! Maybe this can help give Ken the ENERGY he needs to walk that lonesome valley!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/54/Farting%20Preacher%20Two/stream

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher4.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/fartingpreacher.html

http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage23_1.html

Amen and amen!

[Rageneau]

17. Ken Lay was Clinton';s fault.

Just like everything else.

(Believe it or not, a lot of Freepers really DO claim that Clinton was closer to Lay than Bush was.)