Adam Carolla hangs up on Coulter

[Lerkfish]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/08/adam-carolla-hangs-up-on-coulter/

On yesterday’s Adam Carolla radio show, Ann Coulter called in to the show an hour and a half late, then told the host "I am really tight on time."Carolla responded, "All right, well get lost" and then hung up on her mid-sentence.

YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS!!!!!

(apologize if already posted)

[YOY]

1. Sometimes I really love Adam

Sometimes he just is purile as all hell...

[wakeme2008]

2. ROFL

:rofl:

And he called her a Bitch...

[Cha]

3. coultergeist logic..

"I'm really right on time" :silly:

And who is this Adam Corolla with the fine instincts?

I've heard the name.

[eleny]

7. He's the guy from The Man Show

[Cha]

13. "The Man Show"!

What a cutie, I was flipping around and saw his mug and now he's even CUTER!

[fishwax]

55. She actually said: "I'm really TIGHT on time"

It's funny, because when I read the OP, I read it the same way you did--then, after listening to the clip it was clear she said tight, not right. So I reread the OP, and it turned out it had said "right" all along. :shrug: I guess we just expected Ann Coulter to use that kind of logic ...

[radfringe]

123. COULTERGEIST!!!

[Swamp Rat]

4. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for this post!!! :rofl:

"Ann Coulter's New Book

Just $4.99

Save Almost $23!"

:rofl:

[helderheid]

25. HA!

:spray:

[kestrel91316]

48. Swampy, stop scaring the children with that pic of Coulter, dammit!

There is something seriously anatomically wrong with that left hand of hers.

[PurpleChez]

71. Yeah...she swiped it from Gollum. Or was it Nosferatu?

[tinfoilinfor2005]

74. It looks like a huge foot with fingers on it.

I'm starting to suspect that one stormy night Dr. Rovenstein put her together from body parts he had dug up in a cemetery outside an insane asylum.

[Richard Steele]

75. Did someone page Doctor Rovenstein?

[tinfoilinfor2005]

93. Wow!

You DO have a way with lightening!

[Mythsaje]

85. That would explain the "abby-normal" brain...n/t

[kestrel91316]

113. Either that, or somebody wanted to "enhance" the photo and

wasn't watching what they were doing to parts other than the T&A.

[krispos42]

120. Argh! My eyes! MY EYES!!!

Now I need mental floss! Porn should do it. At least in those videos there is NO DOUBT as to the 'equipment' of the actors and actresses!

[applegrove]

5. ROTFLMAO!

[eleny]

6. He said he didn't have time for bitches and....

.... also after he hung up he said she could go "f" herself if she's tight on time. Yikes!

[Cha]

15. WoW! Someone

gives it back to to the sinking MONSTER!

[JVS]

115. "the only interview with Ann Coulter where she didn't say something...

offensive"-- that was a good comment

[Libby2]

8. LMAO!!

[CatWoman]

9. ROFL!!!!

WHY THE LONG FACE?

:rofl:

:rofl:

[Libby2]

14. That cracked me up too!

[Jamastiene]

59. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was epic. I wish my aunt were awake right now so she could hear that. :rofl:

[CatWoman]

68. this clip is too good not to

:kick:

[calimary]

69. That part I didn't get. Somebody clue in this thickheaded DUer (me)?

But I played the clip over and over just to savor it. It probably WAS the only ann coulter interview in which she didn't say something offensive.

Makes me appreciate Adam Carolla all the more. I loved him and Jimmy Kimmel on "The Man Show." Funniest damned show on television. I used to laugh until I almost heaved.

[Robb]

105. Old joke alert:

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, buddy! Why the long face?"

(rimshot)

[samsingh]

73. that was a good one

[rzemanfl]

10. This is just great! I'm sure this guy will be the target of her next

book of unattributed, unpunctuated quotations.

[oasis]

11. Hour and a half late and she's "tight on time". So "Pitch your book

elsewhere "Carolla says. He said a lot while still holding back his contempt.

[kestrel91316]

49. Sometimes snooty people try this crap at my cat hospital - come so

late you think they are a total no-show for the day, don't bother to apologize for being late, and then pull that "How long is this going to take (whine)? I'm in a HURRY!"

I just suggest they reschedule for another day and time when they can spend a few minutes participating in their pet's health care, and they are free to go. End of office visit.

[KyndCulture]

12. OMG LMAO`

That was great!!!

[im10ashus]

16. LMAO!

"Just take your crappy book and go pitch it to your stupid cable outlets."

:rofl:

[The Gunslinger]

17. Dont get too excited about him.........

On another clip from his website <http://adam.freefm.com> theres a clip where he "apologizes" (not really), but He makes a very big point to say that he agrees with her politics.

[Lerkfish]

20. didn't know that, but the hangup was priceless, regardless.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

24. I listened to it, I don't think this counts as a ringing endorsement. Dude

said he "semiagreed" with some of the thinking, minus all the outrageous offensive stuff which he identified as an obvious gimmick by her to get attention and publicity.

[electricray]

76. The problem is...

he sounds like Mark Luther on Al Franken's show. Mark always claims that the underlying points that Rush Limbaugh makes are valid even if the delivery and context are lies and manipulation. Same thing with Corrolla. He says if you distill what Coulter says then he semi-agrees with what she is saying. The "semi" part of that statement is meant to preserve market share in a market where that kind of thinking is quickly becoming ratings poison. It gives him a way to hug the Coulter right but then also distance himself if challenged. I doubt he will be challenged on it so the Coulter thinking stands and gains ground with Corrolla's audience.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

84. I agree that it was a lame "waffle".

[LittleClarkie]

81. He can agree with her politics and know that they're both on the same side

But I appreciate that he's open eyed enough to know a bitch when he sees one, and be "no bullshit" enough to not pretend he should have to put up with her shit because their on the same side of the political spectrum.

[Ikonoklast]

116. Yep, Corolla's a puke and a war supporter

He's still a young man, he should sign up. Oh. Probably has 'other priorities'.

Hypocrite, just like the godless Coulter. Eff both of 'em.

[leeroysphitz]

18. NICE!

[burythehatchet]

19. Why the long face?

:rofl:

[eleny]

21. The snapshot

[Swamp Rat]

22. I can't get enough of this!!!

:bounce:

[eleny]

23. Oooh! Check out my latest on the Mexican election!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1592503&mesg_id=1593060

[Lerkfish]

35. nice job!

[Rainscents]

100. Eleny, you also do nice job on photo shop!

:thumbsup: Your right up there with Swamp Rat!

[bbinacan]

26. Too funny. n/t

[Roland99]

27. Get thee on the Greatest Page!!

[Barad Simith]

28. I love this: "That was the only interview with Ann Coulter that she...

...didn't say something offensive."

k&r

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. Adam... Adam... Adam!!

Way to go !!

"Did you just dial randomly until you got the right number?" BWAHAHAHA :rofl:

Thanks you Lerkfish!! :hi:

[Vidar]

30. Best response to him/her/it.

[ElboRuum]

31. ROFLMAO (and pissing my pants)

Too. Friggin'. Funny.

[mconvente]

32. AHHHH!!!! HAHA

"Listen you bitch, don't call in an hour and a half late and tell me you're tight on time - of course you're tight on time, you're an hour and a half god damn late calling in on the radio show, just take your crappy book and go pitch it to your stupid cable outlets."

OMFG!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Marr]

33. I love how she offers some lame ass lie for why she's calling late.

[Eric J in MN]

34. New cartoon about Ann Coulter

Current TV:
http://www.current.tv/pods/supernews/PD03830

[motocicleta]

44. we need a new description for

laughing our asses off. I will never be the same after that little animation, and ROFTLMAO just doesn't do it justice.

[Eric J in MN]

47. The cartoonist has more.

"GOP in Jepoardy:"
http://www.current.tv/pods/supernews/PD00755

[motocicleta]

52. I'm currently working my way through the entire collection

It will be generously shared with all of my contacts, whether they like it or not.

[Eric J in MN]

57. Cool.

NT

[a la izquierda]

88. kudos...freakin' hilarious.

i almost spit water all over my keyboard! :)

[Swamp Rat]

61. LOL!

Thanks for posting that! :D

[YankeyMCC]

36. Oh boy did that make me envious of Adam

Imagine the satisfaction of hanging up on her like that.

[krispos42]

121. Adam needs an air horn

perhaps one of these...

http://www.westmarine.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/producte/10001/-1/10001/81065/0/0/portable%20horn/All_2/mode+matchallpartial/0/0

[originalpckelly]

37. I hope I get to have her call me...

just so I can hang up on her and call her a dumb bitch. That would be really fun. Please it happen. Maybe she will randomly dial my number! :evilgrin:

[Javaman]

38. in a nut shell, ann's 15 minutes are officially up. Not a moment to soon.

she continues to shill her book in the face of overwhelming evidence of plagiarism. Stick and over sized fork in her, throw her in the trash, she's over done.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

40. She may well have used "short on time" to be a ploy, to duck unwelcome

questions about plagiarism. Or planned on using it, LOL.

[Lerkfish]

41. the 911 widows comment finally pushed her beyond even the most

rabid wingnut's comfort zone, I think.

[Barad Simith]

60. Sounds like someone hasn't been watching FOX News

I watch it all the time, and she's had plenty of support from Hannity and his kind. These people have no shame.

[Lerkfish]

65. you're right, I never watch Fox news. I don't have the stomach for it.

I was speculating that she'd gone too far. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry, very sorry for this country.

[The Wizard]

106. Cross dressing Sean

blows enough smoke to cover who he really is. That's why he gets behind the sex change operation gone haywire Ku Klux Koulter

[CatWoman]

45. LOL

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1594352

[Homer Wells]

39. That was SOOOOOO Fitting!

Adam exorcised the CoulterGeist
You go Guy

:yourock: :rofl:

[tandot]

42. This is absolutely f*cking hilarious.... "get lost..." BWHAHAHAHA

My boyfriend listens to Adam when he drives to work and was wondering what happened that day...he cracked up when I played the whole thing

I think he was pretty close to peeing his pants ... :evilgrin:

[RagingInMiami]

43. I never did like Carolla

Until now.

"That was the only interview with Ann Coulter where she didn't say something offensive."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

46. Yea his career to date had led me to conclude he had zero talent... but

I will have to adjust my assessment at least a little bit.

[cboy4]

50. Hilarious! Now we need O"Lielly to call in and try to pull the

same crap!!

(I'm not sure Adam would have him on anyway)

[Mr_Spock]

51. Hehehe - getting all the respect she deserves.

I wish everyone would treat her that way - it's totally appropriate IMHO.

[eviltwin2525]

53. my god!

If even Jimmy Kimmel's favorite hemaroid hates Annthrax Coultergeist....wow.

Nonetheless, he still sucks. A lot. Misogynist slime (oh, wait, that's what he's hoping to evolve into; unlike "her" -- happy to remain sewage-derived precursor to misogynist slime).

[GCP]

64. Agreed - he's a complete asshole

It's an example seen very often around here where the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Corrolla is a talentless prick who any other time is excoriated around here for the assininities and misogyny he comes out with
Suddenly he's God's gift to DU - for 15 minutes.
I wish people would grow up :eyes:

[Lerkfish]

66. For the record, I posted this because it was hilarious, I was not

claiming Carolla was God's gift to DU.

But, every once in a while, when someone you don't like slams someone you like even less, its worth celebrating.

[CatWoman]

72. well, that was completely off the wall

good response, Lerk.

Sometimes people around here get totally stuck on stupid.

[Lerkfish]

77. thanks

:)

[GCP]

92. Sorry if I came off too strong

I wasn't criticising you so much as the sentiment here that suddenly Corrolla's a good guy just because he got one thing right.
He really is a prick and I'm waiting for the next time he makes some totally stupid remark and the thread will be what a jerk he is.
And as for Catwoman, congrats - you're the only one on my ignore list :hi:

[CatWoman]

95. I give less that a shit about your "ignore" list

however, it appears to me that people get bent way out of shape over the silliest shit.

I found Adam's response to Coulter both hilarious and sorely needed.

That doesn't mean that I, or better yet, Lerk, wants to lie and worship at the alter of Adam.

And it's amazing to me how you and others make that leap.

I take and appreciate truth where ever I can find it.

If it had been Karl Rove rather than Adam making this slam -- so be it.

It's funny as hell, and as I observed above - sorely needed.

Ignore that. Please. :hi:

[Lerkfish]

122. hey, catwoman, I won't put you on my ignore list...can I instead add you

to my buddy list?

:)

[CatWoman]

124. !

:hi:

[ast_liberal2008]

114. Carolla is only good for non-political comedy

I used to listen to Loveline when he was on it, and he was hilarious. Whenever he started to say something about politics, race, gender, etc, I would just sort of tune out, because his views on those subjects are at the very least ignorant, and at worst, overtly prejudiced.

[Tunkamerica]

128. loveline was a great show and still is

without adam corolla. The show needs better taste in musical guests, but besides that it's funny, informative, and unusually (for most radio and television) helpful and sensitive especially to teenagers and young adults. So, for me, he made up for the insensitive things on the man show with the good work he did on loveline.

[eviltwin2525]

102. agreed, and thanks

[bloom]

89. "Corrolla is a talentless prick"

That's pretty much how I see it. No offense to the OP - it's a good story - but people should put it in context.

Some asshole misogynist does not become God just because he insults Coulter.

He "semi"- agrees with her? I don't agree with anything that comes out of her mouth. I probably don't agree with much that comes out of Corolla's mouth, either. Although if all of the right-wingers want to attack each other - that's all right with me.

Neither one of them deserve air time AFAIC.

[Lost-in-FL]

108. Right on!

I cannot stand that man. It is so bad I prefer her over that asshole. THAT BAD!!

[Codeine]

112. He's also very funny.

I couldn't care less about his politics, he's not about politics -- he's about being funny. I don't subject my humor to a political litmus test before I decide if I'm allowed to giggle or not. Stop with the constant barrage of purity tests already, guys. Lighten up, laugh a little.

[Balderdash]

54. That made my day!

:toast:

[DesertRat]

56. That was hilarious!

Way to go, Adam! :rofl:

[Buns_of_Fire]

58. I guess there won't be any "Ann Coulter on Trampolines" segments

in the future.

This is a good thing.

[Kolesar]

62. Please!

Some of us are still eating breakfast in this time zone !! :puke:

[Lefty48197]

63. HILARIOUS!

Go Adam Go!

[robbedvoter]

67. How did you get the right number? Did you just dial randomly until

you got it right?:rofl:

[timontheleft]

70. This is great . . .

Between this and yesterday's post of Dubyah and Dennah I haven't laughed so much in a looong time. I'm so glad I joined the DU; I didn't know what I was missing.

:toast:

[malmapus]

80. Welcome to the DU!!

:toast:

[Ferret Annica]

132. Love the flash in your posts

De Oppresso Liber, free the oppressed U.S. Army branch from being a tools of fascists. Airborne.

I was an 18E when I was in.

[longship]

78. Jeee-sus!

Those guys really give it to her both barrels.

:kick:ed

[Flying Dream Blues]

79. Good job, Adam. Much better than she deserves. nt

[Carla in Ca]

82. OK, that made my day.

Wow, imagine if that had been an in-studio interview! I have a feeling we will be hearing less about her...finally.

Thanks for posting!

[NotGivingUp]

83. Thanks...that sure brightened my day!

[still_one]

86. I hope more of this follows

she deserves to be black-balled from the industry

[The Wizard]

110. Not blackballed

but made to be the voice and face of the Republican Party. Has anyone heard any Republican say Aryan Annie was wrong? And if so, the reaction to her by the repube leadership has been silence or a dull mummer.

[womanofthehills]

87. Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinskey

For years these two had a late night call in show for teens to call in with qestions about sex. Dr. Drew was really straight and gave good doctor answers while Adam was totally off the wall and really funny with lots of borderline nasty jokes to pull the kid audience in. So I was really looking forward to him being on the man show but was disappointed and then he started sounding like a republican in his little interview show that didn't last. Starting to like him a little bit again after this.

I remember one call from his old show that cracked me up. A very young girl called in and said she was sleeping around. Adam asked her how many men she had slept with. She said about 7 and he yelled, "Who the hell do you think you are - Snow White!" So I can see him yelling a Ann Coulter.

[Tunkamerica]

129. dr.drew still does loveline

with guest hosts. his engineers get a speaking role now as well.

[INDIA]

90. Ha

[AAARRRGGGHHH]

91. This SOOOOOO made my day!

Thanks so much - that was AWESOME!

[LynneSin]

94. He was still sucking up to her calling her "babydoll"

:puke:

[CatWoman]

96. I refer to people who piss me off as "Doll" all the time

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

103. Then why have her on the show in the first place

Stern would have never let her on the show especially after the comments she made about the 9/11 widows

[Tarc]

117. Ann the Man was likely being setup

For a good old-fashioned ass-kicking. Just because you interview someone doesn't mean you like them or agree with them.

[CatWoman]

125. However, Bill Maher does

tho I don't think she has been on his show lately.

I have no idea why he had her on. I just find it hilarious that he slapped her down.

[LynneSin]

127. He's even ditched her for his show

but at least when she is on the show she's countered by other view points. I think the friendship of Coulter and Maher goes back to the fact that Maher is pretty open about his drug use (mainly pot anymore) I suspect that Ann is a user of some of this stuff herself.

If anything, because of Maher's anti-Bush stance, I think that Coulter has been avoiding the show. He'll only bring her on for the panel discussion and there is always something on the panel that can easily counter her crap. He'll a brain dead monkey could counter her

[martymar64]

131. Ann seems like a coke person more than a weed person

Saw lots of them back in my Hollywood days.
I could just picture her with the grinding jaw.

[NJCher]

97. that was to set her up

He was still sucking up to her calling her "babydoll"

Sucker punch.




Cher

[Buzz Clik]

98. "Babydoll" is sucking up?

If I refereed to any woman I know as "babydoll" to her face, I would be liberated from my genetalia. And justifiably so.

No, he was confronting her.

[BrewAz]

99. Hats off to Adam!

It is about time that a media personality put Annie in her place.....Most just smile and look at her legs.

My Hat's off to Adam!!

BrewAz

[2QT2BSTR8]

101. Maybe Ann will finally get a clue...

That mainstream America is tired of her bitching and ranting. How does it feel Ann? How does it feel to have your face spit on while on national television? The only thing that would have been better is if you had been there in person and Adam would have kicked you off the stage set! Hey Ann - get a clue, and shut the @#&! up!

[Rainscents]

104. ROFL!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thanks for posting this!!!

[Dukkha]

107. that is EXACTLY how to handle her!

Don't give her ANY time at all. Not even a complete sentence like Carolla did. Hopefully everyone will catch on and not let her speak.

[Lost-in-FL]

109. That's so funny!

But he will always be an asshole to me. He can eat shit an die as far as I am concerned. I'll rather read her book than stomach his stupid show.

[PegDAC]

111. OMFG

That was FABULOUS!!!
:bounce: :applause:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[lonestarnot]

118. Wooohoooo! Yes!

And I never liked him. Still don't but this was good.

[krispos42]

119. Listen for the full effect!

Adam and friends tear the Coultergeist a new one after the hang-up!

[redqueen]

126. hahahahaha... that was great!

"just take your crappy book and pitch it to your stupid cable outlets... we'll do a fun show"

:rofl:

[swimmernsecretsea]

130. Somebody put on some music!

I gotta do my happy dance now! Whee!