India nukes London

[SSX]

From the Times U.K.- http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspaper/0,,170-2273287,00.html

"Indian officials claim that bogus charities are sending £8m to Kashmiri terror groups"
"SOME of the main fundraisers for the terror group suspected of masterminding the Bombay train bombings are operating from Britain, according to Indian intelligence officials."

The government of India has determined that the masterminds of the Bombay train bombings are operating out of Great Britain. In response to their intelligence findings, India has launched a full scale missile attack on London. So far they have successfully destroyed the Piccadilly Circus, the Millennium Bridge, the Tower of London, Trafalgar Square, Westminster Abbey and Downing Street.
Asked to justify the attacks which have so far killed 2000 civilians and yet not a single death of the British financiers behind the plot, a government spokesman referred the reporter to Mr. Bush and Mr. Olmert's doctrine of preemptive strikes in order to secure democracy from the evils of terrorism. He took no further questions, stating he was late for an official curried goat bar-b-que to which he had really been looking forward.
And then I woke up.

[Behind the Aegis]

1. What a load of shit.

:eyes:

[Crayson]

9. But I still love it

Great post !!

[Wonk]

2. Misleading headline, please edit. nt

[Behind the Aegis]

4. rules are not the same in this forum.

However, the OP should have been clearer about what s/he was trying to say.

[DianaForRussFeingold]

3. Please think before you post

:spank:

[LynnTheDem]

5. It's only ok for the US & Israel to behave that way.

If any other nation were to do what the US & Israel do, then it's a bad thing.

[theHandpuppet]

6. Bingo!!

And you know what I find so ironic -- there are some folks here who (thank goodness) can cast an objective, critical eye on U.S. policies in the "war on terra" but where Israel is concerned they can do no wrong even when the tactics are taken from the same playbook.

War and killing sucks. More death is not the answer for anyone. Period.

[Behind the Aegis]

7. Yeah...that's the ticket.

:eyes:

[malaise]

8. Profound indeed n/t