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[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush delivers remarks at the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) annual convention in Washington July 20, 2006. REUTERS/Yuri Gripas (UNITED STATES)

[Sequoia]

1. I am the great white father.

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. I just figured out why Bush is being nice to the black folks

all of a sudden. He needs fodder for his next war.

[valerief]

4. That's why he puts so black teens many in prison. I believe that's

where most of the military rank and file come from.

[HamdenRice]

3. Maybe if aahh close mah eyes all those coloreds will jes go away nt

[WI_DEM]

5. "I am the Great White Hope."

[liberalmuse]

6. Ohhhhhh......

Everything is lovely
When you start to roam;
The birds are singin', the day that you stray,
But later, when you are further away,
Things won't seem so lovely
When you're all alone;
Here's what you'll keep saying
When you're far from home:

Mammy,
Mammy,
The sun shines east, the sun shines west,
I know where the sun shines best--
Mammy,
My little mammy,
My heartstrings are tangled around Alabammy.
I'm comin',
Sorry that I made you wait.
I'm comin',
Hope and trust that I'm not late, oh oh oh
Mammy,
My little Mammy,
I'd walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
My Mammy! Oh oh oh...

(SPOKEN) Mammy...
My little Mammy.
The sun shines east-- the sun shines west--
I know where-- the sun shines best!
It's on my Mammy I'm talkin' about, nobody else's!
(SUNG) My little Mammy,
My heartstrings are tangled around Alabammy.
(SPOKEN) Mammy-- Mammy, I'm comin'--
I'm so sorry that I made you wait!
Mammy-- Mammy, I'm comin'!
Oh God, I hope I'm not late!
Look at me, Mammy! Don't you know me?
I'm your little baby!
(SUNG) I'd walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
My Mammy!

[LionInWinter]

7. "Ok, its Rapture Time ...

I'm ready for my pick-up."

[shain from kane]

8. "Keep the faith(-based initiatives), brothers and sisters." n/t

[auburngrad82]

9. I've been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Ramen.

Liberal bumper stickers

[Ravy]

10. I am only lying this much... (n/t)

[hootinholler]

11. Jazz hands, cmon y'all know you want to...

You people like jazz, so when I open my eyes I want to see your JAZZ HANDS!

-Hoot

[Crankie Avalon]

12. "HEEEEYAAAAALLL!!!...

...did y'all heal? (opens eyes) Nope, still black. Guess I'll have to keep pissing on y'all, then, but don't ever say I didn't try to help."