If I Touched a Female Co-Worker Like Bush Did To The German Chancellor

[Yavin4]

I would be fired. That's day one HR orientation. You are shown a video where you cannot even look at a woman funny, let alone grab her like that.

[Bluzmann57]

1. If anyone touched the president like that

They'd be in jail. So why isn't bush in jail for assault? At least the people who guard the Chancellor should have told him, "enough".

[Minnesota Libra]

4. That's what I was thinking plus.................

.....if anyone did try to touch idiot boy they'd be accused of attempted murder and be facing life in prison or possibly even the death penalty.

[whistle]

2. And if you were president of the company and you did that

...at a management meeting to one of the VPs of stategic policy planning following two days of socializing at the company picnic in front of all the other vice presidents, what would happen to you? I think the assaulted female vice president would have decked you and stormed out, eh!

[MikeNY]

3. I think he was drunk during the entire G8 conference

He acted it... there was something about him being back on the bottle in the tabloids. We'll probably find out after he resigns whether he was a drunk like Nixon.

[Minnesota Libra]

10. I've been wondering about that because I've heard/seen a couple...........

....of report claiming idiot boy went back on the sauce.

Do you think the world would understand if we tell them that idiot boy was drunk the entire 8 years and that we need to start over?? :rofl:

[Warpy]

12. Anybody who has ever lived with an alcoholic recognized

the behavior, the expressions on his face, the whole package. Some of my sober alcoholic buddies have recognized the same things from the occasional glimpses of themselves in a mirror or on video from their drinking days.

It's obvious Pootie Poot got him drinking.

The truly horrible thing is that there has been NO APOLOGY. There will be diplomatic fallout. He's made a bad enemy in Merkel and most of the other people at that conference.

Drunken frat boys have no place anywhere but sleeping it off on the bathroom floor.

[yellowcanine]

5. If she would have elbowed him in the family jewels, would the Secret

Service have taken her down and cuffed her?

[EST]

6. Uninvited familiarity, pawing of someone's body, is never

a good idea. And in an august assemblage such as that!!??
Junior is one sick f**k!

[Little Star]

7. Wonder what her country thinks about the way

her treated her.

[Karenina]

11. Kaum zu glauben.

:wtf::wow::wtf:

[plasticsundance]

8. Yeah ... but Bush is the decider ...

All out of control and desperate men must reassert their dominance with such disrespecting gestures. One day we'll see a video of Bush at a G8 meeting lifting up his leg to pee on the table, and the US-state-controlled-corporate media will blame it on the host country for not having restrooms nearby.

The US morning news shows on television will have the talking head stare into the camera and ask. "okay, by now, we've all seen the video of President Bush peeing on the table at the G8 meeting, but is Bush really to blame? Did the host country (fill in any country except USA) do enough to provide adequate access to bathrooms? We'll have a few experts on shortly to give us their perspective."

Then someone like Chirs Matthews and Ann Coulter, two people in an ongoing competition to out stupid each other, we'll dismiss it as 'hey ... when ya gotta go ... I mean ... ya gotto go.'"

[smtpgirl]

9. Yep, we had that in our ethics training

unwanted touching IS CONSIDERED SEXUAL HARASSMENT

[chaumont58]

13. What if Bill Clinton had done such a boorish thing

The beltway whores would have been beside themselves! Tweety would have went nto brainlock, drooling at the mouth. Think of the twentyfour/seven panels from hell we would have had to watch on cable news. It would have been an international crisis.

[warrens]

14. I just tried it

I'm typing this with a pen held firmly in my mouth, since nine of my ten fingers are cracked in half. Thanks a lot, Smirkie.