Most disproportionate response in history of the Earth

[dave29]

This started out serious, but I'm drunk. Seriesly.

There may be a couple more I haven't thought of.

Oh, and on the Dinosaur thing, there is still debate as to whether or not an asteroid or Jesus took out the Dinosaurs. It could also be argued that sometimes Jesus takes the form of Asteroids to make a point. Debate rages.

[Quantess]

1. Is everyone drunk tonight?

It's a Monday night, people.

[beam me up scottie]

2. No. But I wish I was.

Does that count?

[truedelphi]

3. If you really think the civilian death tally is between three

And four hundred, you must be very very drunk

I mean, my God, they are levelling the whole country

Headline in today's San Francisco Chronicle "Israelis
Massacre Fleeing Civilians"

[beam me up scottie]

4. He's comparing people to dinosaurs who were killed by Jesus.

I think very very drunk is an understatement. :)

[tom_paine]

5. Got a link to that?

[truedelphi]

12. I'll try to find time to post the four paragraphs

I get the Chronicle in hard copy, not online

Yesterday Page 6

[truedelphi]

18. Bloody Frightful Day for Fleeing Lebanese

BY Anthony Shadid of the Washington Post (The San Francisco Chronicle Printed It As Well)

First four paragraphs

Tyre, Lebanon

The day ended in Tyre as it began, with a desperate cry of grief. "Where's my father?" Where's my father?" asked Mahmoud, whose eight year old face was burned beyond recognition after an Israeli missile struck the family's car on Sunday. His mother, Nouhad, lurched toward his hospital bed, tears welling in her eyes.
"Is he coming?" Don't worry about your father," she said, her voice broken by sobs.

Further on in article: "There is no aim in this," said Ali Naim, a physician helping treat the injured. He surveyed the wounded, struggling to maintain the detachment of a professional. "They are innocent people. They are carrying white flags, AND THEY ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE."

A bit later in article: "It's nothing more than revenge, revenge on civilians."
Zabit said from his bed.

[norml]

6. Santa Clause V Martians

[beam me up scottie]

7. ROFLMAO!!!

I love it!

Did MST3K cover that one?

[MnFats]

8. yes, they did. it's one of the best.

you MUST find it if you haven't already...

[beam me up scottie]

9. Oh goodie!

I'm searching Blockbuster now...

[Solo_in_MD]

10. Missed the real good ones

Germany v Poland in WWII
China v Tibet

[bloom]

11. I'm sure that there have been a of others.

thousands.

[ComerPerro]

13. USA vs. Dixie Chicks

[Marie26]

14. Turks v. Armenians?

No one ever remembers that one.

[Bretttido]

15. Other: God vs The World (minus Noah & friends) because of a bad temper.

[Cocoa]

16. cat fight video

http://www.bofunk.com/video/484/cat_fight.html

[dave29]

17. I love that video

:)