Great * /Dickey/Rumey joke

[jojo54]

Sorry if this has been posted before-haven't been online very much lately. But I wanted to share if with everyone here.


'George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy."'

[forintegrity]

1. AMEN to that!!!

[CrispyQ]

2. Fantastic!! I haven't heard that one before!

Thanks for sharing!

:hi:

[leftofthedial]

3. WAY more than 56 million

WAY more than a billion

Maybe even a brazilian

[NoAmericanTaliban]

6. at least a Godzillion of folks...

[madokie]

7. maybe even a brazillian

[pointblank]

4. Good one

I would think though, that it would make more than 56 million people happy...maybe like 4 billion people happy, if you count the whole world?

..or am I missing the point?

[NoAmericanTaliban]

5. Good One! Made my day.

First time I've heard this particular spin of this old joke. Going to have to share this with my dem & gop friends.

[Psychmd]

8. Very Funny

But one problem.......George W and Dick can't fly together on same plane.

[Bellamia]

9. Too funny!

E-mailed it world wide. Thanks.

[Peanutcat]

10. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: