What sentence would you hand down for Cheney?

[Bossy Monkey]

In order not to get my own thread locked immediately, I won't answer my own question; I bet you can guess the answer though. What say you?

[Ghost in the Machine]

1. How about this?

I'd like to see him spend the rest of his life as a pauper... living in East L.A... or Compton :evilgrin:

[spindrifter]

7. Yeah--and he

will have to earn money through a day-labor agency. If he doesn't get picked, he can eat at one of the missions.

[misternormal]

8. Or Pacoima... n/t

[Monkeyman]

2. Duck its Cheney

Sentence to fight in Iraq on meds like our Troops

[ck4829]

3. He has to undergo surgery and...

live life as a little girl in Iraq.

[MorningGlow]

4. He's already serving his sentence

Whether we can see it or not.

He's a warped, frustrated old man.

[theanarch]

5. what kind of "sentence"...

...would i give Unka Dick? Oh, something with a lot of f-word obscenities in it, i suppose...either that, or an extended tour of downtown Baghdad in an unarmored Humvee.

[KamaAina]

6. Fifteen years at hard labor

I don't believe in the death penalty, but if his heart happens to give out while he's breaking rocks... c'est la vie.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

9. I would put old shooter in the middle of a jungle

without a pistol or a cell phone. Let's see how he does when he is the easy prey.

[Nite Owl]

10. I'd like to see him living

solely on his Social Security check and not being able to afford his meds. And he would need to work at WalMart but not be able to afford the gas to put in his car to get there.

[driver8]

12. There you go!! I like that idea.

His job at Wal-Mart will be "greeter".

Everyone that walks through the doors gets to punch him or kick him once.

[lonestarnot]

13. Yeah, I'd have to shop there every fucking day just to see that!

Nice!

[midnight]

11. In a just world Dick would

have to pay restitution for all the money he earned via this war.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

14. 20 years...

...as a Richard Perle taint-licker.

[Lex]

15. Locking.

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Thank you,
Lex
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