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Sat Jul-29-06 08:16 AM
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How to be a good Republican. |
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Certain traits are needed to be a good Republican politician. Whether or not you really have these traits doesn't matter, as long as fellow Republicans think you do.
Here are a dozen loves and hates that are required.
Must Love: Fetuses -- Stem Cells -- Greed -- Hypocrisy -- Lying -- Great Leader -- Capital Punishment -- Stealing Elections -- War -- War Profiteers -- Scalia/Thomas/Alito -- Lemmings.
Must Hate: Democrats -- Taxes -- The Middle Class -- The Poor -- Immigrants -- Minorities -- Cindy Sheehan -- Justice -- Gays -- Abortion -- Abortionists -- The Constitution.
Did I miss any?
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:20 AM
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:22 AM
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Must love: self flaggelation, fag bashing, racist innuendo
Must hate: actual freedom, anyone different, (currently) secularism
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:22 AM
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3. Actually, just about all the Repukes in the Senate voted against Kosovo |
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:37 AM
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12. They hated Clinton more than they loved war. |
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:23 AM
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Republicans don't officially hate ANYTHING.
They just love the shit out of things.
But, honestly, I don't know. This administration and the Congress that supports him is full of such adamant right-wingers that Ronald Reagan seems reasonable and sane to me right now.
I wish I could figure out a way to marginalize people like Sam Brownback and turn them into the insignificant extremists that they are. Instead, the extremists are running the government.
But I would take Eisenhower back in a minute!
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:23 AM
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Edited on Sat Jul-29-06 08:24 AM by ixion
Civil Liberties, the ACLU, small government, States Rights, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the working classs of America, every foreign country that doesn't do what they want them to do, liberals, the UN... the 'list' goes on and on.
whackos all, IMO.
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:24 AM
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6. But, Yeah, the New York Times. God Do They Hate That. |
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:25 AM
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:28 AM
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welcome to DU, bronxiteforever! :hi:
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:32 AM
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:28 AM
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9. You forgot two big hates - Bill and Hillary - the Devils Incarnate |
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Sat Jul-29-06 08:36 AM
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11. I think you could leave out everything but one.... Must Hate: |
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