Cheney's latest fashion statement

[stevedeshazer]

http://wonkette.com/

[Seedersandleechers]

1. Well he does have that giant toe..

[peekaloo]

2. malfunctioning colostomy bag

hard to find matching shoes.

[me b zola]

18. ROFLMAO

The snarly one needs hip-boots for as much shit that eminates from him.

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. Maybe one is a special shoe

If he's having circulation problems...I don't know, just thinking.

[Hello_Kitty]

15. Fergodssake can't he still match his shoes?

I can understand him needing special footwear for a medical condition but why not wear a shoe on the other foot that resembles its counterpart? Surely the Vice President of the United States could acquire a pair.

Perhaps he should consult with Condi. She's been known to have a bit of a shoe fetish...:evilgrin:

[cosmicone]

4. It is because of gout n/t

[Richard D]

9. I agree

Gout is a strong possibility.

[Pam-Moby]

5. Oh well. I had one of those days. Parent teachers conference

for my daughter. Two different shoes. OMG I was embarrassed when I noticed. I was in a hurry.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. One foot in business, the other

in pleasure.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

7. You Know That Was Intentional Right?

Just want to make sure that is common knowledge to you, but we are choosing to mock him anyway.

If you didn't know and thought it was due to absent mindedness, than now you know it is because he needed a shoe like that for his gout :)

[stevedeshazer]

8. I get it

I just like to mock Invisible Dick. ;)

[FuzzySlippers]

10. So why didn't he wear the other one?

That just looks stupid.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

11. Like You've Never Seen Someone With A Bad Foot Do This A

zillion times???

Fuck cheney anyway though.

[FuzzySlippers]

14. I don't recall seeing anyone doing this.

All I'm saying is that it would look better to wear both casual shoes if he has a valid reason for wearing a casual shoe on one foot.

And yeah. Fuck Cheney!:D

[shanti]

23. i hear ya!

:hi:

[stop_the_madness]

12. I bet we could

....feed a small homeless family for a week with what he paid for that one pair of shoes.:mad:

[newyawker99]

27. Hi stop_the_madness!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[blue neen]

13. I hope his f*cking toe hurts with white hot heat.

The son of a bitch.

"Hey George, put this in my file. I just said a no-no about the Vice-President!"

[Gatchaman]

16. I thought george was the one that was too dumb to dress himself

[SoCalDem]

17. he's got the monotones covered.. grey pants-black shoe-brown shoe

and probably a black heart too

[littlefrieda]

19. Well, it's dark in the bunker.

[Nutmegger]

20. Oh that's really classy. But he's a classy guy right?

:sarcasm:

[renate]

21. at least it's less conspicuous than a parka at a memorial service

:eyes:

[shanti]

22. wtf?

hoo boy....

[Binka]

24. Hey Dick Whatever You Were Reaching For With This Look

Let me tell you...YOU MISSED THE FUCKING MARK. Now die ya FREAK.

[pinniped]

25. No excuses, this is the same asshole who wore that fluffy Arctic...

submarine jacket to a genocide anniversary event while everyone else was wearing suits.

[godai]

26. Nice length on the pants also...hand me downs?

The shoes are hilarious. They couldn't use matching BLACK mocs? Why is he traveling the world if he can barely walk? Seems * is trying to work him to death or else they tried to get him in the Middle East for Sharon's funeral but timing is way off for that.