Where is Dick Cheney?!!

[Frank Cannon]

Maybe I'm just totally out of the news loop, but I have not heard a WORD about Dick Cheney for the last couple of weeks. It's like he's totally fallen off the face if the Earth. (If only we could be so lucky.)

It just seems odd that with all of the stuff going on in the world, and particularly in the Middle East, that our joke of a "media" in this country would shun our Vice President entirely, especially when just about everyone knows that he's really the person running things. So why aren't they reporting anything about him?

Dick, where are you?

What are you doing, Dick?

[sabra]

1. he's done a few GOP fundraisers and then disappears to the bunker

[babylonsister]

2. He's been frolicking around the country trying to raise money

for his partners in crime. For myself, I say 'good riddance'!

[warrens]

12. But only in the reddest of red districts, for the safest of GOP seats

They won't let him NEAR a contested district. Even half of repukes hate the guy.

[LSparkle]

3. He's "operating in the shadows ... from the dark side, if you will ... "

He said he'd have to spend a lot of time there ... and he has.

[katty]

4. the Dickster is busy doing his best work: behind the scenes

If ya can't find Dicky in a crisis, you know he is stoking the fire FOR the crisis to continue.

[ClusterFreak]

5. He's hanging upside down in a cave somewhere, I believe! n/t

[Nikki Stone 1]

9. If only.... My bet is that he is managing this ME fiasco

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[Frank Cannon]

14. I wouldn't take that bet. I KNOW he is.

But why isn't the press reporting on his whereabouts/activities?

[Nikki Stone 1]

18. Cause Dubya is providing the distracting political theater that hides the

real activities of our government.

[NanceGreggs]

6. Last-minute 'hunting trip'?

"Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson said on Thursday the wave of scorching temperatures across the United States has converted him into a believer in global warming."

[bahrbearian]

10. LOL. N/T

[RufusEarl]

7. Been way to hot, for Dick to be out & about !

[NRaleighLiberal]

8. ...At IHOP for that great Funnel Cake special - before that, working

through the new and improved Grand Slam breakfast at Dennys. With Denny Hastert. Gotta keep the strength up.

[Buck Rabbit]

11. "Quail" hunting for this month's heart donor.

His body rejects human hearts within a couple of weeks. The most important thing is aiming high. If pellets hit the torso the donation is useless.

[Bad Penny]

13. Summoning satan for instructions makes him tired

[elehhhhna]

15. Dontcha mean "being summoned AS Satan..."?-

Bet that's really exhausting.

[elehhhhna]

16. I hear he's touring the rodeo circuit as a Crack Shot.

Or maybe not.

[Stephanie]

17. He usually spends August in Sun Valley

Shooting things.

[RDU Socialist]

19. eating puppies

[leftofthedial]

20. he's in an undisclosed location

sucking the blood of virgins

and shooting lawyers in the face

[Arkham House]

21. It's wabbit season...

...heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...