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Thu Jan-19-06 11:37 AM
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Osama Opposes Alito Confirmation! |
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Translators have now finished their translation and reveal the following demands from Osama Bin Laden:
- demands Alito filibuster in order to rein in presidential power and cripple the satanic US president in his efforts against the glorious al queada.
- demands appointment of special prosecutor to examine the details of illegal NSA spying on US citizens; Osama claims this would greatly increase his ability to communicate with sleeper cels in the Great Satan and unleash a wave of attacks.
- Osama urges vigorous investigation and prosecution of corrupt republican officeholders, jubilantly boasting that this action would cripple the only political party in the US with the resolve and moral fiber to fight against al queada; "when the pantywaist democrats take over," said Osama,"ouor path to victory will be clear."
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:38 AM
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1. I don't know you but I LOVE YOU! Got a good laugh out of that... |
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That's about the situation we're living in. My grandchildren will never believe me when I tell them what went on....
PB
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:40 AM
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2. I don't believe it, and I'm living it! |
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LOL! :hi:
The really retarded thing is that there are many in this country that this bullcrap WILL work on. :eyes:
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:40 AM
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3. For those that poo poo'd the shrub OBL connection |
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why is it that after months and months of hearing nothing from OBL now he speaks out against Alito? Next shrub will be on TV saying see the dem's are falling for OBL's tricks. Just watch and remember.
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:40 AM
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4. Didnt he also demand that FEMA rebuild NOLA? |
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:44 AM
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5. Am I the only person... |
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Who feels that this satire out of line?
Thanks for tying me to Osama bin Laden in the domestic progressive agenda that I fight tooth and nail in hope that there may be a political correction in Washington.
The work that I do as a progressive Democrat makes me no different than OSAMA BIN LADEN!?
I understand that this was meant as a at satirical political commentary, but jeebus h. cripes man, this sort of analogy is absurd!
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:46 AM
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:47 AM
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8. No, the satire is over the top, and it tends to negate the REAL LINKS |
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between OBL and the Bushes.
Perhaps that was the intent?
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:48 AM
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Otherwise...yes, I'm offended.
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patcox2
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:51 AM
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13. You certainly are a humorless thing, and the accusation, thats nice. |
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Its not over the top, it points out how obvious the psy-ops ploy is.
Nice with that accusation that I am, what, an "operative" who has been waiting here on DU for over 4 years now for the purpose of discrediting you. Thats over the top, not my satire.
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:58 AM
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17. It was a joke, it was funny, I laughed.....Why are you having such an |
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issue? Try some decaf....
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:46 AM
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:53 AM
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:58 AM
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19. You can tell 'cause they spelled al Qaeda wrong. |
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:47 AM
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9. No mention of election reform |
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or VVPB in there--that would certainly advance his agenda too. :think: SG
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:49 AM
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11. Thanks for the news update ... |
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... I was SO SURE the tape would simply be OBL's denial that he ever went golfing with Jack Abramoff ...
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Thu Jan-19-06 12:13 PM
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24. Part of the tape is about how Osama is donating Abramoff contributions ... |
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... to the Red Crescent Society. :evilgrin:
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Thu Jan-19-06 12:17 PM
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:51 AM
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12. If this is true---SETUP |
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Edited on Thu Jan-19-06 11:53 AM by Peggy Day
sorry, I guess I wasn't getting the satire of this.
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:52 AM
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14. LOL. Just like the Kerry endorsement. n/t |
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:52 AM
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15. Someone please tell me that these responses are jokes. |
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Oh. My. God. I am absolutely amazed.
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:58 AM
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Everyone GET A GRIP! The posting was hilarious.
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Thu Jan-19-06 11:59 AM
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Thu Jan-19-06 12:02 PM
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Edited on Thu Jan-19-06 12:05 PM by mrcheerful
The last OBL related tape was months ago, now all of a sudden when it seems shrubs and his merry band of rob from the poor give to the rich are faced with certain trouble, OBL comes out with a new tape. Why is it that OBL only sends out messages when GW is failing and about to be busted back to shoveling pig dung? Sure its satire about Alito, but remember OBL threatens and the sheeple run to big daddy GW for protection. Then everythings forgotten once again.
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Thu Jan-19-06 12:11 PM
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Here ... use my comb. :evilgrin:
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Thu Jan-19-06 12:10 PM
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22. Sounds like DU's own Colbert Report. |
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