Bush: "It's always good to have a plant in every audience, you know?"

[sabra]

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/01/20060119-2.html

President Highlights Importance of Small Business in Economic Growth
JK Moving & Storage
Sterling, Virginia

10:06 A.M. EST

<snip>

Q (Inaudible.) And we're proud of you Mr. President, and your --

THE PRESIDENT: Keep it up, will you? (Laughter.) About time.

Q (Inaudible.)

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. (Laughter and applause.) It's always good to have a plant in every audience, you know? (Laughter.)

[leftchick]

1. he misspoke

he meant the whole audience is a plant. :eyes:

[liberalitch]

2. What a salad toss!

[RobertSeattle]

3. It's never good to have a vegetable as President though

[karlrschneider]

7. Chimp is to a turnip as a turnip is to

Albert Einstien.

:eyes:

[HughBeaumont]

4. Bald, gay, conservative and 8" (cut) fake reporter plants, to be specific.

Isn't that right, Scotty 2 Snottie???

[bigscott]

13. it was NOT

8. not sure what these online people measure with - it was NOT 8:rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

5. "I am not a potted plant." - Ollie North's high-priced trial lawyer

to the Senate Watergate Committee, as he (Brendan Sullivan) and his client launched a barrage of propaganda lies about the drugs Ollie imported into the US, the fast and loose cash he used to overthrow democracies in Central America, and the Hawk missiles he gave to Iran.

[Old and In the Way]

6. He should have been a comedian.

[sabra]

9. yeah, we are laughing with him, not @ him....

:sarcasm:

[Neecy]

8. ugh

I can just picture him guffawing and snorting at his own "joke".

What a ridiculous rube.

[adriennui]

10. is everything a big joke

to this dumb clown?

yeah, life is a cabaret to chimpy...troops being killed, people falling into poverty, the economy well on its way to imploding....nothing bothers this medicated sociopath.

[The Witch]

11. If he's giving this speech in a factory,

that makes it a plant in a plant. :rofl:


OK going back to my corner now... :yoiks:

[Bluestar]

12. The best venue he can get? A small moving company?

I find it hilarious that the chimp is speaking to such small audiences. Is this the best he can do?

[realFedUp]

14. rubberstamp trees.

shallow roots and invasive.