kiss my ass

[underpants]

Google it and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"
http://www.bartcop.com/kissmyass.htm

I forget who, maybe someone will remember, but some reporter stuck a camera in
Clinton's face and said, "If we trust you with our vote, what can you do to save our economy?"

Great Clinton Quotes

"I am going to focus on this economy like a laser beam. I will work non-stop to turn this
mess around and create new jobs and lower the deficit and fix the things that are wrong."

The Republicans, in unison, hooted like drunken hyenas and ridiculed Bill Clinton.
( I have the exact quotes buried somewhere in a back issue, but who has the time to look?)

"The banks will fail. Clinton's plans will only worsen the recession."
-- Armey the foul-mouthed Dick, Degree in Economics

"Clinton's pie-in-the-sky fantasies will crash our economy."
-- Phil Gramm, pornographer, Degree in Economics

"A guaranteed disaster, without a doubt."
-- Newt Gingrich, scumbag, thief, History professor

But, as always, their predictioons were dead wrong
This is what happened...



And when it did, every lying son of a bitch Republican changed their tune.


"This is Reagan's recovery!"
-- Armey, the foul-mouthed Dick

"Reagan laid the groundwork, but Bill Clinton is trying to claim all the credit."
-- Phil Gramm, financial backer of "The Hitcher."

"Bill Clinton did not contribute anything to this recovery."
-- Newt the scumbag

"Name one thing that Clinton did to help the economy."
-- The vulgar Pigboy

That's right.
After guaranteeing Clinton would ruin the country, they switched 180 degrees and said,
"We knew all along Reagan's genius would save us."

And the reason you younger kids are reading this story for the first damn time
is the American whore press will only talk about Clinton's mistakes.



As long as there's a bartcop.com I won't let people forget what you did for us.


...and George Bush and the lying GOP and the cock-hungry press can just kiss my ass!

[LSK]

1. K & R

Didnt Randi just mention something about this?

[Sydnie]

4. Yes, on the BS news!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

2. hahahahaha... nice!

:thumbsup:

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Now they want to look up your puter and try and see your pee-

pee! If you googled Mike Hunt you are in a world of shit!

Edit Oooops!

[underpants]

9. Oh man

I totally misread that post

Off to get a whole bunch of papertowels and some Windex.

[madokie]

5. Kick 'em in the gonads, kick 'em in the nuts

just kick the shit out of 'em

[Upfront]

6. Friend Underpants

This is the best post I have seen on the DU in a long time. Kick this one.

[underpants]

7. +

Just heard it on the BS News on Air America.

I always loved the Clintion line (after Lott once again questioned his projected numbers" "LOOK the Republicans' numbers haven't been right for 30 years"

Thanks

[Arkansas Granny]

8. Great stuff. Thanks for bringing this to our attention.

[f-bush]

10. I busted out laughing when I saw the Chris Matthews picture

and quickly had to shut the computor down when my daughter came over to look at what I was laughing about. Thanks for the chuckle!

[dusmcj]

11. it was all to get even for Watergate

the pissants got their pindick stepped on so greatly in Watergate that they neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeded to even the score somehow. Their Resident was psychotic and couldn't find a razor that worked, but by God he was their Resident, and we pooped in their soup. And made them look bad.

Ignorant primitive peoples always place a premium on public perception, and honor, and "acting right". And by God, we found out that several of their own (all with shaving dysfunction, if I recall the {Halde,Erlich}mans) had definitely not been acting right. This, when their opposition was a bunch of hairy smelly unmanly hippies who fornicated in Lafayette Park and told the draft board to fuck itself. That just wouldn't do - the shame that men of honor should be defeated by such a hoard.

So when a life member of the hoard depredated the sacred precincts of the Leader's Home, it was both the straw that broke the camel's back, and an opportunity to even the score: try to trip him up with the weaknesses of his generation - cheeseburgers, real estate and BJs on the sly - and show that hypocrisy and tatty social decorum aren't so bad after all when compared to a bunch of unapologetic subversives.

40 million dollars, one stained cocktail dress and one failed impeachment later, they got squatty, but they had to try.

I think it comes down to the rest of us all letting them know too clearly how much they suck, and that we all know that they do. If we just smiled, waved, and let them pass off into oblivion, with a little deft maneuvering to avoid having to have anything to do with them while they're still around, maybe things would move along much more smoothly. "Oh hi, Mr. and Mrs. Greedy Old Pig, how's the Escalade, did it bankrupt you yet ? No, oh good. Listen, you all have a nice day. Bye."

[samhsarah]

12. K&R