Lying Laura Bush: "Everyone is anti-war. The president is anti-war. " lol

[elehhhhna]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060121/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_bush_laura

[xray s]

1. Looks like someones been reading the latest polls

Everyone IS anti-war!

[antonialee839]

2. Right Laura.

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[DanCa]

3. But she's sending mixed messages to the troops.

Someone better alert Hermaphrodite Hannity.

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. LOL!

Why does she hate Amerika? :rofl: Why doesn't Pickles support the Troops? :dilemma:

[DanCa]

9. well rumour has it she does goes down to the docks

and waits for the fleet to come in.

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. Oh! You're bad!

:spank: :evilgrin: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[neuvocat]

26. "So tell me...

does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?"

(Windows Media Player. Site isn't safe for work.)

[DanCa]

34. Never did thanks for asking. (nt)

[neuvocat]

5. She's caught on to the latest craze.

Why she's hip to the latest sensation, you dig, daddy-o? Its the smoothest, most jumping grove this side of 2001, hun. Those funky cats say all kinds of crazy things they don't mean.

(She's totally out of touch with this century. Get it?)

[CrazyOrangeCat]

13. LOL!!!

You Crazy Cat!

[tuvor]

6. bush is neither pro- nor anti-war.

He's pro-money and pro-power. War is just the quickest mean to those ends.

[roguevalley]

7. I love how www.derenegade.com treats here, like a robot. The

Laura2006 model is the one talking here. Out her ass.

[tularetom]

8. He's not near as anti war as he was when his ass was

on the line back in the Nam days.

[SillyGoose]

10. This woman is really getting on my last nerve.

No one wants war. But no one wanted what happened on September 11 either," she said.

Apparently the literacy champion of the White House has not yet grasped the fact that Saddam Hussein and Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.

:banghead:

[Skittles]

33. that is pure Rove

she is parrotting Rove-speak

[Cocoa]

12. this part is weird

Bush on Thursday ruled out his wife running for a Senate seat from their home state of Texas. "Never," he told a crowd.

does he realize how this makes him sound?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

14. Ummm . . .

. . . like the idiot son-of-a-dickhead that he is?

[Maru Kitteh]

23. Ah tell mah little woman what to do an' she likes it that way

Or I remind her otherwise!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

15. She sure has had a big week.

Hey Pickles, time to take a Valium, smoke a spliff, an' SHUT YER PIE-HOLE!!!

[Metta]

16. Who's she going to believe, the world or her own eyes?

Always looking in the mirror.

[Bluebear]

17. I'm a Pepper! You're a Pepper! She's a Pepper! He's a Pepper!

Lay off the Xanax, tootsie.

[OnyxCollie]

18. Pickles has been trotted out quite a bit this week.

I had been wondering if that episode of "Extreme Makeover" or whatever it is that Pickles had been on ever aired.

[Hardrada]

19. I thought she was on one of those reality fear factor shows

scaring college kids silly!

[Dees]

20. Laura with all the respect you deserve.....FU......n/t

[BrotherBuzz]

21. It's hard work carrying water for Karen Hughes and her echo machine...

after she she tripped over her big shoes mouth.. I'm just saying...:shrug:

[antonialee839]

22. "No one wants war.

But no one wanted what happened on September 11 either," she said.

Boy they all follow the party line don't they? Again, what does Iraq have to do with September 11? Laura is no better than George.

[SammyWinstonJack]

24. And you thought she might be?

"Laura is no better than George" The BFEE sticks together, especially the non-born family members, even if/when they get "kicked to the curb".

[antonialee839]

25. Actually, no, I didn't think she really was any better.

[lies and propaganda]

27. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

somebody stop me...PLEASE!


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

what a fucking joke, how do these people sleep at night? ( or are they nocturnal, with no insult aimed at nocturnal beings.)

[TabulaRasa]

28. It's actually true

Reminds me of a Chomsky quote (paraphrased) ... "Everybody's for peace. Even Hitler was for peace. It depends on what the terms of the peace are."
Of course Bush is anti-war. If he could get all the power he wants for his corporate buddies without war, I'm sure he'd love it. Unfortunately for humanity, he prefers the former to the latter.

[malaise]

29. Try and get the BBC interview

with David Frost. I tried but it says only for English viewers. Saw some snips on the news. She's drinking some serious Kool-Aid.

[Hubert Flottz]

30. And I thought G dumbya was the cheerleader in this relationship...

Leisure Suit Laura isn't wearing Carhardtt Work Clothes and US Army flying commando cheerleading frockage, like Dumbya wears in his dogfights over broadway, but I do believe that she wears the brightly colored polyester drawers, around the pResident's present residence.

Maybe she gotten into the royal White House stash and drank some of the shit that G dumbya's been sipping, all along. Sometimes I think they've prolly found the big bundle of blow that ronnie reagan and vice pappy bushler imported years ago, and buried in the crawl space under the White House and they've snorted up a extra large snoutfull of Peruvian snow flakeage and gone totally bat-shit daft.

She should have just said no, to that dope, thirty years ago and cut and ran, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She stuck it out and sucked it up and became rich and famous, just like she dreamt she might, when she first latched on to her evil prince dipstick. She should have read and retained some of the good books that surrounded her as a librarian, but I guess she was too busy spying on folks who were checking out books, so she could report on it to G Dumbya and the Gawd-Poppy's crew of outlaws and shysters.

[rustydog]

31. Close snookums; Everyone anti-war...George; Anti-Christ

[elehhhhna]

32. BREAKING! Correction: She said he's "anti-WORK."

sorry.

[Roland99]

35. Can't we force her to be a crash-test dummy or something?

What a pathetic waste of carbon-based life.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

36. Right. All those graveyards in Iraq are being filled by suicides.

[tabasco]

37. Halliburton is not anti-war.

So you're a fucking liar, Laura, in addition to a killer.