Rumsfeld's Last Human Part Replaced!

[NYCGirl]

from www.wonkette.com.

http://wonkette.com/politics/donald-rumsfeld/rumsfelds-last-human-part-replaced-198562.php

America’s angriest senior citizen is in the hospital today. According to CNN, Rumsfeld chose to have surgery to “repair a torn rotator cuff in his left shoulder.”

The Pentagon claims an “old athletic injury” was to blame, but we’ve heard he actually hurt his shoulder while strangling the authors of the grim new Defense Department report on Iraq that was dumped Friday evening just as Washington emptied for the holiday.

Rumsfeld has elective surgery

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[keta11]

1. Would that be the testes???

[NYCGirl]

2. No, the rotator cuff. Apparently, the part you mention is no longer human.

[135th]

3. As a person who damaged their rotator cuff,

I can say "Rummy, I feel your pain". As a person who would be fired if I screwed my job up, I'm not sure you have to feel mine.

[keta11]

6. I thought the "T" was the only organ he had left

The only thing he has been using the last 5 years! The brain has been dead

[DeSwiss]

4. Ya see...

I didn't even know assholes HAD shoulders!!!!

[whistle]

5. "Old athletic injury" my foot, it occurred when Rummy was sodomized

...in the armpit by Jeff Gannon!

[QuestionAll...]

7. must be all those tons of bullshit he's hurled at us

that put his shoulder out.

No sympathy from me for this ghoul, not when he has been cause and centre of so much suffering to others around the world and at home.