DancingBear
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Thu Sep-07-06 09:20 PM
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There once was a moran named Brit |
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Whose career was quite mired in shit So he got on his knees And performed with great ease To become yet another Fox twit
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Thu Sep-07-06 09:21 PM
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Thu Sep-07-06 09:21 PM
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2. Pretty much sums him up! |
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Twit indeed.
Talk about knee pads. He couldn't be more obvious.
Mz Pip :dem:
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Thu Sep-07-06 09:22 PM
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3. hi brit..fuck you brit!! bye bye..n/t |
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Thu Sep-07-06 09:23 PM
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4. First time ever K & R'ing a limerick. :-) n /t |
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Thu Sep-07-06 09:24 PM
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Thu Sep-07-06 09:28 PM
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7. Excellent - now, let's K&R n/t |
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Thu Sep-07-06 09:31 PM
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8. There was a reporter named Brit |
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Edited on Thu Sep-07-06 09:31 PM by FLDem5
In an anchor chair he hoped to sit, But Jennings was great, Hume, just second rate, ending up in a Fox Newsroom pit.
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Thu Sep-07-06 09:55 PM
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9. There once was a flunkie named Brit |
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Totally devoid of wisdom and wit But he was such a great ho of bush fellatio Jeff Gannon threw a HUGH! hissy-fit.
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Thu Sep-07-06 10:09 PM
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10. There once was an anchor named Brit |
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There once was an anchor named Brit Whose job was to dreg from the pit The worst of the news Replete with the blues And cover it all with his shit.
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Thu Sep-07-06 11:01 PM
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12. Come on folks we can do more |
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There once was a reporter named Brit Whose hairpiece didn't quite fit But he didn't care Cause he carried a spare And on it he did comfortably sit.
I just love limericks don't you?
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Thu Sep-07-06 11:12 PM
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I wonder if he spits or swallows?
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Thu Sep-07-06 11:33 PM
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15. Ooooo it just rolls off the tongue with such ease!! |
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Fri Sep-08-06 12:28 PM
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16. There once was a tool named Rush |
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There once was a tool named Rush whose drug habit made Kurt Kobain blush. he hated the poor, a contemptible boor his future's in now being a lush.
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Fri Sep-08-06 07:33 PM
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17. I love it now I will try one |
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There once was a druggie named Rush Who’s habit made most people blush With a little blue pill And a little girl from Brazil He gave his dinky a flush
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