State of the Union 2006: Make Your Party Plans Now - HILARIOUS!

[samhsarah]

Arianna Huffington

The expiration date on my GOP membership card has long since passed (just think, when I was a Republican, Saddam Hussein was our ally, George Bush owned a mediocre baseball team, and Michael Jackson was still black). Nevertheless, just about every week -- and sometimes twice a week -- I dutifully receive the latest "Dear Republican" e-mail from RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman, filling me in on all the great new things President Bush is doing. For me. Personally.

Truth be told, I don't really want to be taken off the list; Mehlman's e-mails are an endless source of entertainment. But his latest missive is such a classic that I have to share it with you -- even at the risk of being scrubbed from the GOP rolls and losing my weekly chuckle.

This week, Mehlman invites me and my fellow Bush backers to show support by hosting a State of the Union House Party on January 31, when the president, according to Ken, will be "laying out his bold agenda for the coming year." I bet he will.

For those Republicans who haven't kicked out the jams in a while and "don't really know what a house party is, let me explain," writes Ken helpfully. "A House Party (why the sudden capitalization, Ken?) is a great way to carry the President's message into your community, while having fun with friends old and new." Sounds like those guys are gonna tear the roof off the mothersucka!



Much more (including funny GOP party links): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/state-of-the-union-2006-_b_13772.html

[Initech]

1. Super bowl? Hell no! State of the union parties - woooooooooo!!

House party mutherfuckas!!!! YEAH!!!

:sarcasm:

[noahmijo]

2. I hear the girls at Republican parties are really loose and fast

if you slip em a Mickey......they might let ya hold their hands ;)

[samhsarah]

3. A GoOP house party...

[Initech]

4. I bet they all dance like that banana!

[samhsarah]

6. The banana's much cuter than any con I ever met...

and I would guess the banana's a better dancer, too.:+

[Democrats_win]

5. Whoot Whoot! Pinocchio bu$h will wish upon a wet bar. Drink up!

[Flying Dream Blues]

7. Someone fell through a wormhole and ended up in the 50s.

Ken,
I'll take care of the finger food if you'll do something fun and festive with the centerpieces, k?

[AZBlue]

8. Wow - who knew the GOP could be so amusing?

Makes me want to sign up for their e-mails. (well, sort of)