George Allen's web site is touting his upcoming "Hoe-Down"

[ironflange]

http://www.georgeallen.com/site/c.hgITL5PKJtH/b.1434575/k.BEAC/Home.htm

Ya know, some jokes just sort of write themselves.

[mmonk]

1. Yep, my mind was suddenly flooded.

[AIJ Alom]

2. Oooo...Can us brown folk attend...I mean being that he recently had

an "ethnic" rally and all.

[Renew Deal]

3. Will Katherine Harris be there?

:D

[AIJ Alom]

4. She's such a babe in an Ann Coulter kind of way...

though it would be nice if she could f-up Allen's campaign as bad as she has destroyed hers. I must give Allen kudos though, he's doing a noteworthy job himself, that wonderful racist slimeball.

[Kutjara]

5. I notice Colbert just managed to steer clear of the obvious...

..."Ho Down" gags when he did his send up of Allen's "Ethnic Rally" the other day. It was a near-run thing, though.

[Bluebear]

6. Will "THE PAINTING" be travelling with his Hoedown show?

[Kutjara]

7. That's not a painting, it's a cry for help. n/t

[KingFlorez]

8. Better make sure Coulter is there too

[MidwestTransplant]

9. All I can say