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Tue Sep-19-06 11:06 AM
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how do you say 'Fuck You' in French |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:08 AM
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1. Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir. |
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Oh, wait... That's from a Lady Marmalade song.
Never mind.
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:12 AM
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8. I had a book once on speaking proper French |
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the French way, and it said one of the phrases to use when cordially greeting a visiting dignitary, loosely translated, is "your grandmother's c**t smells like old greyhound farts".
I imagine some thought like that may have occurred as hands were extended. ya think? :shrug:
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:14 AM
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11. but he loves fart jokes. |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:38 AM
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And we get the punchline...
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:49 AM
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27. oh come on. He has more substance than that. |
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Remember what "Santorum" stands for in the midwest. That about describes this piece of discharge of anally deposited sperm frothily mixed with fecal matter.
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Tue Sep-19-06 12:02 PM
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When I saw that on Rotten.com I laughed my ass off!
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Tue Sep-19-06 01:06 PM
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:09 AM
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don't fucking touch me you pile of dog excrement?
Seems he is always trying to get these guys to shake his hand ... and they never appear eager to do it, either.
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:09 AM
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3. "vas te faire encule" or simply "encule" should do the trick! |
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Edited on Tue Sep-19-06 11:10 AM by mikeytherat
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:11 AM
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5. And when a native French Speaker says it ... |
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It sounds so beautiful. ;)
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:20 AM
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14. Well, "mikey_the_rat" is an Americanization of my stage name |
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Michel Therat (cue accordion music).
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:10 AM
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4. the English version works just as well. |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:11 AM
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6. Wheech fingaire do you want me to pull, Mr President? n/t |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:12 AM
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7. I believe it's "Baise toi !!!" (go get f**ked) |
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Edited on Tue Sep-19-06 11:17 AM by DinahMoeHum
from the phrase dictionary book "Hot French" also in Insultmonger: http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/french.htm:evilgrin:
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:21 AM
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15. What a delightfully useful site. Thank you! |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:22 AM
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16. "Disparaissent la baise vous-même ! " (Use the polite form.) |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:41 AM
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22. Oh now... I just have to save this site! |
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Tue Sep-19-06 12:59 PM
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34. That's a neat little site. |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:12 AM
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9. Unlike Bush, Chirac speaks good English, so Some Jerk can say it |
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in his (supposed) native tongue.
*Some Jerk: Ann Richards's term for Bush during her campaign against him for TX governor
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:13 AM
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10. I believe it's "fut toi". |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:16 AM
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12. Somehow, "Va te faire foutre" comes to mind. |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:23 AM
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17. That's the one I thought of as well |
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But they are all good. Bryant Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:35 AM
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20. I was a French major many, many years ago. |
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That was one of my favorite phrases. :)
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:42 AM
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24. Sadly, it's one of the few phrases I remember from H.S. French ... |
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... a zillion years ago:)
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:51 AM
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28. Hey, it's a good phrase if only to think about saying it to |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:56 AM
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32. Or just faire futre toi |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:18 AM
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13. Quite a number of years ago, I spent some time in Canada. |
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With hanging around a bunch of guys, shooting pool and getting high, I managed to learn a bit of profanity. The very worst swearing had something to do with putting your communion bread in the gift box at the tabernacle. Most of the french profanity had to do with religion, rather than body functions--english profanity just doesn't translate well.
However, a missed shot or some other misfortune on the table did not bring up french profanity-too cumbersome--it demanded something simpler and "sh*t" or "F*CK" were the words of choice.
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:23 AM
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18. Le belle dame sans merci. |
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"I saw their starved lips in the gloam, With horrid warning gaped wide, And I awoke, and found me here On the cold hill side."
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:30 AM
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:56 AM
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31. You really can find ANYthing on the internets. |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:42 AM
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After all he knows what Maccaca means in French so I am sure he can tell us other french cuss words.
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:42 AM
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25. Depends. Who's saying it? |
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If it's Bush, then it's "Fuck You" with a bad Inspector Clouseau accent, or the one from Monty Python.
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:43 AM
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26. How to swear in any language |
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http://www.freeinfosociety.com/site.php?postnum=290And yes folks, the page has bad language on it so you have been warned.
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:51 AM
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29. Mange le merde is a great icebreaker |
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Or EAT SHIT, for you non-francophones.
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:54 AM
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30. Chirac: You smell bad enough w/o me pulling your finger, you baffoon |
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~or~
Chirac: I'll pull your finger right after you blow me
:D
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