I wish someone would come over here and slape me silly

[madokie]

How in the hell did we wind up with this moran? geessssssse

[MrModerate]

1. I'm looking at my hand and wondering . . .

"How would I use this thing to 'slape' anyone?"

[sui generis]

3. sounds kinda kinky

I find myself strangely excited.

I overslaped this morning, but I'm still tard.

[madokie]

9. I hear you bro' I could probably muster up what it took to slap the hell

out of old monkey ass though.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

2. well I'd slape you

but I'm not sure what it is. I mean I only just met you, you know?

[madokie]

6. Well I need it, He's definitely heavily medicated

Now he talking about SS ans savings account cutting taxes

[leftstreet]

4. Here ya go

:spank: :spank: :spank:

Feel better?

[madokie]

7. Let me put it this way my foot don't hurt now or if it did i can't feel it

[RobertSeattle]

5. Marketing

I think sometime back in the early 90's Rove got with Bush and said:

1. I can make you President.
2. First you need to run for some office - like Governor of Texas - weakest Governor in the Union
3. You need to come off as a "born again" Christian. We'll hide every in closets and erase anything negative.
4. When needed, be sure to talk "Texan" and in that aw shucks manner.
5. We can get just enough rubes to vote for you to make you President.
6. Once you are President we can use fear as a great political motivator and you can become a "War President".

[BoneDaddy]

8. Slaping

I got slaped once and boy did it hurt, I couldn't use my hoosiewhatzit for days and my ganunka was throbbing.

I knew a couple of Moran's from school...such a nice Irish family, not morons by any stretch.

[madokie]

10. morans is du slang for moron