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[MADem]

1. Matt Drudge and his EGGING comment--I think the guy has a case of

loose mouth-bowels: http://archive.salon.com/people/col/reit/2000/03/08/npwed/print.html

I knew the brawl between online gossipists Jeannette Walls and Matt Drudge would get ugly, but who could have predicted allegations of a smeared egg sex fetish? ....What's more, Walls says she finds it "hypocritical that a man who has become a spokesman of the far right has led a lifestyle at odds with the ultra-conservative values he supposedly embraces." And she finds it "ironic that a man whose entire career has been based on revealing the sexual behavior of others has a sexual history of his own that he now seems at pains to hide."

And what pains! After Washington landscaper David Cohen confirmed to Daily News columnist George Rush that he did, in fact, date Drudge, as Walls had reported, and after Walls hinted that she had refrained from printing even more "lurid allegations" about him in her book, Drudge seemed to get a little panicky.

After a mutual friend of both gossipists tipped off Drudge as to just what these "lurid allegations" were -- a nasty case of pubic lice, a penchant for fully clothed sex in the shower and a bizarre egg fetish -- he began to spread them himself.

"MSNBC reporter Jeannette Walls is telling associates that she has obtained information linking Matt Drudge with a sexual preference for eggs," Drudge wrote on Friday in a column that has since vanished from his site, along with his link to standing Walls column ("Oh, that hurt," she scoffs). "He likes to have sex with eggs. He likes them smeared all over naked male bodies."

Drudge even went so far as to print Walls' home phone number, work number and e-mail address on his site and to ask readers to share their own "Drudge sex stories." (All false, he says: "How can I be when I am dating a woman with boobs and rollers?" To which Walls counters: "Hello, 'boobs and rollers'? You just proved your heterosexuality beyond doubt. I'm sold.").....

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2. A little something to chew on during breakfast

Great for breakfast reading... May I just say Yuck? :shrug:

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3. Matt's hat is screwed on too tight

NT

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4. a couple more (from bartcop)

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5. kick

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