Let's hold the repubs to the same stringent moral standards they espouse.

[Philosoraptor]

That's all, and that's only fair, simply hold them to the same morally strict standards they always bloviate about and use against political opponents so freely.

I want revenge for Bill Clinton. I'm selfish, and I'm vengeful, so sue me.

I say we don't even allow them to utter the words, 'family values', or 'moral values', or any of that other holier than thou bullshit. People who live in gay republican congressional houses shouldn't throw stones.

Let's turn these hypocritical blowhards inside out with their own pious rules, they wrote these rules, now let's play this game according to Newt.

[Erika]

1. The GOP has no family values, never did

It's just now showing up. Newt, Livingston, et al. They bluffed it. Now it's blown up on them.

[Warren DeMontague]

2. They believe abortion is murder. They believe the pill causes abortion.

The HLA plank of the GOP platform demands that rights under the 14th Amendment be granted to fertilized eggs- single cells.

Therefore, I think any member of the GOP that wishes to maintain ideological consistency, should immediately turn themselves or any family member into the authorities as a murderer or accessory to murder if they have:

A) Ever used the birth control pill

B) Helped fill a prescription for the BC pill, driven anyone to a pharmacy to get a BC pill prescription filled, or otherwise assisted in the obtaining of the birth control pill

C) Used or facilitated the obtaining of an IUD or any other device which might prevent the implantation of a fertilized egg

or

D) breastfed an infant or assisted anyone else in breastfeeding, behavior which releases identical hormones to the BC pill and as such is equally likely to result in the "murder" of a fertized egg.