Governor Ronald Reagan (D-California)

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HEY! That was FUN!

Wonder if Fox would like these:

Sen. Barry Goldwater (D-AZ) today reaffirmed his pro-choice stance. Bill O'Reilly of the Fox Network demanded that the baby-killer be stripped of his military commission, keelhauled, and fed salt-eel. With falafel.

Democratic President Dwight D. Eisenhower, who had been a Five Star General and Head of Supreme Headquarters Allied Expeditionary Force, refused to wear his uniform after he assumed the Presidency. Said the traitor Ike: "Civilian command of the Armed Forces is inherent in American Democracy. And furthermore, I shall not now, nor at any other time, wear a codpiece on an aircraft carrier." Fox News commentator Hannity stated that Eisenhower used special effects technology to convince people that his troops had actually met resistance at Normandy Beach and in fact, simply came ashore with nary a shot fired.

Republican President Bill Clinton unloaded on the Blue Dress Uniform issue today in a speech to a Joint Session of the House and Senate. Fox President Roger Ailes hailed the freedom of the American male to spread his seed as God created him to do.

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1. Abe Lincoln~Democrat~

Freed the slaves!

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2. Sonofabitch!

Did he do that? the way Fox would spin it, he wanted to make the slaves 'free' so that the owners wouldn't have to pay for them, or have them taxed. The media at the time misinterpreted the order.

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3. Aaron Burr (F) to duel Alexander Hamilton (D-R)

Martin Luther (Roman Catholic) upset with German Monk Johan Tetzel (Lutheran).

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4. Adolf Hitler (D-Rhineland) v. Josef Stalin (D-Russia)

in the primary election. Personally, I'll take Nancy Pelosi...