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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:25 PM
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"Affirmative action is what the white man uses as a distraction to keep
women and blacks fighting while they inject AIDS into my chicken nuggets"

new from "30 Rock".....Tracy Morgan, playing Martin Lawrence character.

Alec Baldwin plays marketing genius who takes over programming on strength of his "TriVection Oven," which combines regular oven, Convection oven, and microwave oven: "cooks a turkey in 22 MINUTES!" I thought that was pretty funny, til the next commercial I saw was for a GE TRIVECTION Oven!

is that for real?

funnier than most TV comedies (regular TV) than I've seen in awhile. not saying much, but I actually laughed a few times. can't believe it's on at 7PM

Alec Baldwin leaves message while talking to Tina Fey: "....Five inches, but thick." should have seen the look on her face.

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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:28 PM
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1. "....Five inches, but thick."
:rofl:
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:29 PM
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2. Who is Tina Fey?
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:30 PM
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4. Shakespearean scholar
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:29 PM
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3. "Where's the manager? I'm from the government, and I'm here to
infect your chicken nuggets!"
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:35 PM
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5. Perpetual war is what the white man uses as a distraction to keep
Republicrats and Demoblicans fighting while they inject Nutrasweet into your children.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:50 PM
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7. Long live Stevia!
Yo Yo Yo, HOWard!
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:59 PM
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9. lol
...and the Rummy connection?
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 08:12 PM
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10. really....from killer sweeteners to light water reactors...he's everywhere
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 09:44 PM
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13. .
:wtf:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:46 PM
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6. I missed the last 5 minutes but I liked what I saw.
I love Alec Baldwin and the low key style of this show.

I missed the GE commercial or parody of such oven.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:53 PM
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8. It's real.....just checked it....guess I'm way behind the consumer times
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 08:21 PM
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11. Jebus. Product placement as a bit player.
damn capitalists!
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 08:26 PM
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12. I like the wacky alien who lives in the attic the best.
3D Rock is funny.

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