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Wed Oct-11-06 09:35 PM
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George W. Bush Saves A Baby |
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You know how it feels like your head will explode when the insane talking heads like Tucker and Tweety re-interpret ANYTHING and EVERYTHING as if it is perfectly wonderful when * does it? George W. Bush Saves A Baby:eyes: :rofl: :shrug:
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Wed Oct-11-06 09:42 PM
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1. I guess eating a dry baby is better than eating a wet one |
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Edited on Wed Oct-11-06 09:42 PM by tk2kewl
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IndyOp
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Wed Oct-11-06 09:44 PM
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2. Damn. You may have a point there! |
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Wed Oct-11-06 09:44 PM
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3. Tucker has never looked or sounded smarter. |
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Wed Oct-11-06 09:48 PM
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thanks for the laugh, I sure needed one.
:hi:
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Wed Oct-11-06 10:53 PM
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5. That is hysterical! I emailed it out so I wouldn't die! nt |
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:10 PM
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6. As did I. Not that I believe in things like that, of course. *cough* n/t |
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:34 PM
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9. me neither. *looks around* |
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so i emailed it, so what?
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Thu Oct-12-06 01:34 AM
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14. You know, philosophically I hate things like that |
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Edited on Thu Oct-12-06 01:34 AM by impeachdubya
I'm opposed to chain letters and whatnot, just on general principles- but then I thought it through and realized it's not nearly as ominous as it first sounds.
I mean, who isn't going to die?
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:25 PM
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7. Thom Hartman on MTP? Don't buy it. All else - it could happen! Rate it |
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:33 PM
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8. omg that was fantastic! Thanks!!! n/t |
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:39 PM
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10. Yep...30'% of people would watch him ass-rape a baby and they still |
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would support him. Hardcore Bush-supporters...no matter what Bush does...they'll still support him
Those 30% of Bush supporters don't care about those minor details ... eating babies...raping teens...killing innocent people...destroying the constitution...to 30% of Americans, it doesn't matter
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:43 PM
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11. don't miss "NeoCons in the Motherfuckin' House" |
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Thu Oct-12-06 12:24 AM
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I have been saying for awhile now that bush could kill a baby on prime time TV and the repukes would swiftboat the baby.
This is just perfect. LOL
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Thu Oct-12-06 01:14 AM
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13. I'm still on dial-up and the human life span isn't that long... |
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Somebody 'splain me what happens? Please? :hi:
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Bush claims that liberals are planning to abort a baby. He reaches off camera for a 3-month-old living, breathing baby. To save the baby, Bush explains, he is going to eat the baby. And he does - with blood splashes and everything.
Cut to Meet the Press. Russert reports the results of a survey asking the Amurkan public what they thought of Bush eating the baby. 60% dissapprove. 30% approve. 10% are undecided.
Cut to Tucker - who says that Bush did not eat the baby, but if he did it was to save us from terrorists.
Cut to Hartmann - who says that he is pleased that 60% correctly disapprove of Bush' baby-eating, but is astounded that 30% could approve. HE ATE A BABY.
Cut to Tucker - who says that it is all the liberal media's fault - that the survey results were skewed because the survey should have asked what the Amurkan public thought of Bush SAVING the baby.
Russert apologizes for having conducted a bad poll and then announces that when they get back from the commercial they will debate, "Katrina: Did It Really Happen?"
Hartmann runs around yelling, WE JUST SAW HIM EAT A BABY! What do you mean it was a bad survey? HE ATE A BABY on live TV!
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