Foley Touched Page's Ass on House Floor!

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http://www.michigandaily.com/media/storage/paper851/news/2006/10/11/Government/Page-Foley.Touched.Page.On.House.Floor-2343543.shtml?norewrite200610120933&sourcedomain=www.michigandaily.com

My God! There was criminal ass-touching between a Congressman and young page on the House Floor! That's more disgusting than B*sh massaging the German Chancellor at the last G-8 Summit.

Let's see if Foley's rep reBUTTs this eye-witness' allegation.



A former House page said he witnessed inappropriate contact between former Republican Congressman Mark Foley and another page in the back of the House floor in early 2001.

The page, Richard Nguyen, a first-year student at the University's Gerald Ford School of Public Policy, said he saw Foley pat a male page's behind.

Foley's attorney did not return calls for comment.

Nguyen said he was not sure during which month the incident took place. He was a page between January and June of 2001.


(credit to powergirl for story)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

1. Hmmm

I guess Foley didn't wanted to sea any child's behind left alone....

[lonestarnot]

2. inappropriate contact ...

said he saw Foley pat a male page's behind. Swell.

[BOSSHOG]

3. A conundrum for republican supporters

Do you:

- bash the democrats for releasing this information or do you
- just slough it off as just a little overlyfriendly ass play

Imagine the confusion in those small minds.

[peekaloo]

4. Foley's lawyer will contend that he, Foley, was a pickpocket.

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6. or thought he was squeezing a succulent Florida grapefruit...

[peekaloo]

7. lol....be careful

you squeeze them too tightly and they'll squirt in your eye. :P

[SpreadItAround]

5. I wish lawmakers would palm my ass =(

[DemocratSinceBirth]

8. Touching Another Person Against Their Will Is Technically Battery..

eom

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9. OLD hand + YOUNG ass = TROUBLE.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

11. I'm Sure The Pugs Will Say It's No Big Deal..

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10. NAMES for (this) Scandal?: ASSgate? COPaFEELgate?

HORNYoldPEDOPHILEgate?

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12. Good game...'slap'

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13. The ad on that page cracks me up

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14. my Poem:

ODE to a REPUBLICAN PEDOPHILE

A geezer in Congress named Foley
Desired male Pages' cannoli
When he got a chance
He touched their pants
On the House Floor-- a place less than holy

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15. kicking for ASSgate!