Handwriting analysts: Chimpy's signature here, take your best shot:

[npincus]

The Chimp had the nerve to send me a fundraising email- for payback, here's his signature for your dissection.

My take:

I think the over-sized "G" and 'B" with the diminuative lower case scrawl indicate pathological insecurity about an under-szed penis, masked by out-sized efforts to project manhood, as in pre-emptively invading weak countries that pose no threat whle hyping up the perception of threat, therefore projecting a kind of machismo or manliness to the world.

What's yours?

[soothsayer]

1. damn, he can't even spell his last name. too long?

[Warpy]

2. I remember big loops indicate a fantasist

but we already knew that. The upward slant indicates an optimist.

The oddly shaped "G" indicates he forgot what he was writing while he was writing it.

[aquart]

13. That's not a big loop.

In fact, to me it's pretty narrow for someone who does that much exercising.

Biggest loops I ever saw were on a friend's handwriting while he was simultaneously training for the marathon and trying to get his wife pregnant. Bush's loop doesn't come close.

[yurbud]

3. that looks like "Gay Ball" I think he wants to throw a party for closeted

republicans.

[helderheid]

4. I read "gay bile"

Weird.

[yurbud]

15. hmmm...given their schizm between behavior and talking points...

yours might be better.

[LynnTheDem]

5. I concur with your analysis;

The lack of a loop on the "h" in "bush" clearly indicate minute balls, and the shortening of "bush", with the "u" and "s" being left out, show a fear of female genitalia.

Definitely a gutless little man trying to out-do Papa "mano a mano", and knowing he's a total failure.

[npincus]

6. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[momzno1]

7. Could just be "Gay-Be" nt

[MiniMe]

8. Hmmm, significant that he left the US out of Bush?

It just proves that it was never about the country, its all about him.

[sinkingfeeling]

9. Indicates sloppy, lazy intellectual habits; limited powers of

concentration; high self-esteem, bordering on narcissism; lax moral character; adolescent.

[kentuck]

10. The space between the capital "B"...

indicates periods of time not in touch with reality. The letters running together after the flowery "G" is indicative of jumbled thoughts. A dual personality - bi-polar?

[aquart]

16. No, just a George identity and a Bush identity.

The personal and the family. Our different identities ask different things of us and we have different reactions to them.

And the G isn't "flowery." It's pretty close to school form except for the triangle.

[seabeyond]

11. i DONT have a penis and my j and p are much larger in my sig, not

to mention beyond the first letter i basically do a line, lol

ah well

carry on

if i did have a penis.... lol lol

i always claimed bush character is cause of itsy bitsy teeney weeney

[aquart]

12. The signature gives you squat.

The signature is deliberately practiced. It's the rehearsed appearance you present to the world. What you need is a handwritten letter WITH the signature to compare outward appearance with inner reality.

Analysts generally ask for a minimum of six lines written on unlined paper, not copied from anything so that the emotional thought process is involved, with the signature, not with a felt-tip pen.

I notice two things, though. Everything is connected except the initial stroke for Bush. And there's a sharp geometric angle in the G. Resentful as George. Disconnected as Bush.

[liam_laddie]

14. Not his cursive, but his "nicknaming" of others

:puke:
His calling former SoS, ambassador, Bush consigliere, "Jimmy" earlier this week
was even more emblematic of his diminution of others to elevate himself.
I've never heard anyone refer to Baker as other than James A. Baker III.
What an insecure little prick is Georgie B.

[liberalmuse]

17. W is a latent homosexual...

who suffers from erectile disfuncion both physically and verbally (also , emotionally and psychologically), as he can't even 'get up' a simple sentence. Note the droopy 'g' and it's relationship to the large 'G', which tells us a lot. He has a God complex. Compare the outline of the Gg with Hitler's signature of his first name. You will see an eerily similar zig-zag outline. Notice the lack of the 'W'. Bush jr. is struggling to live up to his father, but he is failing. The 'B' appears to be a broken outline of Iraq. Even though W would not likely be able to point out Iraq on the globe, his subconscious knows he has broken Iraq.

[npincus]

20. fantastic!

[Bandit]

18. Well one thing for sure he is not in any way anal retentive

:shrug: A scrawl at best..

[Marie26]

19. The first name

is weird. It looks like he's placed the second "g" in George right next to the first one, & instead of the final "e", there's lots of letters after that. Also, the capital letters are large & intimidating, but don't actually form a solid structure - open G & B. There's actually not a fully-formed letter in the whole signature - it's empty despite his best efforts. That sense of inner emptiness is actually a classic sign of narcissism, which might be reflected in his signature as well? It's kind of fun to psychoanalyse this. My own handwriting is atrocious though, so I really shouldn't talk.

[guinivere]

21. Hmm..looks like GJWBE.

Where I come from, that doesn't spell George Bush.



He did get the W right.

[blm]

22. Already KNOW about his littleness -

I posted a few years ago about the callgirls Ken Lay set up for him and a bunch of others, they reported there was no "action" to be had there - but plenty of coke.

Look at his wee hands.

BTW - - this was in the late 80s early 90s. 1992 was the last encounter I heard about.

[Annces]

23. The forward leaning G means he is outward in his personality

That is all I know.

I read a little of his Astrology chart, and his Sun is in the 12th house, meaning his own true self is hard for him to locate, so what we see is not really him. He has to project something, but not his true self.

[Octafish]

24. ''Friday 13th''

It's like a miracle. Other monkeys can't write.

[stellanoir]

25. His "B" is strikingly disconnected

He can't finish a damn thing.

Numerologically "B" is a 2. It's the first feminine number.

His "B" looks like a 13 which is the number of transformation.

His disrespect for the unconscious (the shadow projections are relentlessly unaware) and the divine femine and details will be his undoing. That also reflects why he can't admit a mistake to save his life.

That angle on the "G" is totally square indicating mega rigidity.

But it's easy to cheat on this one since we're all too familiar with his less than stellar traits.

[hsher]

26. Looks like "F YOU, BILL"

Don't it?


www.yourmorningleibowitz.blogspot.com
The Daily Show as a comic strip

[Brundle_Fly]

27. IT'S A MASONIC SYMBOL!!!

maybe

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[TheBaldyMan]

28. This is an obvious forgery ... it's not a scrawled X

IMO you don't need to be a graphologist to come to a conclusion about chimpy's personality defects.

[Brundle_Fly]

29. CAN YOU GET ME AN ABRAMOFF?

would complete my forgery.