Ian_rd
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Thu Oct-12-06 10:41 AM
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| Rejected Republican Campaign Slogans for 2006 |
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On the deficit:
We've started cleaning up our own mess! Do we get a cookie?
On Iraq:
Mommy says we have to clean up our room, but we like it the way it is!
On education:
We'll give your children a helping hand.
On moral values:
Not one of the scores of dead Iraqi children were aborted!
On family values:
It's not like Foley married a dude or something!
On foreign policy:
C'mon! How much worse could it possibly get?
On jobs:
Ya, like you enjoyed your job anyway.
On national defense:
The Army was overrated. What we need are more laser beams.
On social security:
That money could be making a CEO rich.
On pensions:
I hear Wal-Mart is hiring greeters.
On health care:
Oh my God, have you seen my health insurance stock? Holy crap!
On disaster relief:
White? Affluent neighborhood? Honey, don't worry about it!
On taxes:
Think of how much more money you have than before the tax cuts!
On the environment:
Looks OK from my house!
On personal responsibility:
How has a liberal hurt you today?
On terrorism:
The only reason there are more terrorists is because your neighbor has a peace sticker on her car.
On corruption:
At least we never got a blow job! (Please give us a blow job)
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Thu Oct-12-06 11:04 AM
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"The Big GOP, we're not just for pedophiles anymore!"
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