Im not superstitious but I hope tomorrow, Fri 13th, Bush breaks a mirror &

[mtnsnake]

gets out of bed with his left foot first,
sings before breakfast,
opens his umbrella inside his house,
sees an ambulance,
puts his left shoe on before the right one,
steps on a crack on the sidewalk,
crosses paths with a black cat,
leaves the WH through a different door than the one he came in on,
walks under a ladder,
itches inside his nose,
lights 3 cigarettes with the same match,
picks up a coin tails up,
drops his comb while combing his ugly head,
starts a trip somewhere since it'll be a Friday,
sees an owl in the sunlight,
has a bat fly into his house,
breaks his glass while proposing a toast,
crosses two table knives accidentally,
fastens a button in the wrong buttonhole,
and spills salt and pepper at the same time.

I also hope the dipshit spits into the wind!

[Fridays Child]

1. I hope that, after his usual breakfast of runny eggs and Budweiser...

...he farts in the shower and the door gets stuck, trapping him inside.

:P

[williesgirl]

2. You need to warn those of us who are gulping a soda while reading!

My keyboard is soaked, I laughed so hard at your comment.

[teamster633]

3. I hope he sneezes and blows his whole 8-ball all over the floor.

Then he gets so mad that he spills his Jim Beam while he's stomping around the Oval Office. Then, to top it all off, he gets a phone call from Condi telling him that they're off for this weekend 'cause it's that time of the month.

[elehhhhna]

6. lol

[proReality]

4. "...breaks a mirror &..."

...has 777 years of bad luck.

[elehhhhna]

7. how 'bout 1776? Or 2,752? Or 2.757? Or 650,000?

...poetic justice

[wicket]

5. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Thank-you for a much needed laugh :rofl: