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Thu Oct-12-06 06:07 PM
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In Hell, what punishment will Santorum receive? |
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What do you think, DU friends? I'm thinking of something involving molten iron ... :)
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:08 PM
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1. he will be forced to produce and then consume his own santorum |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:10 PM
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5. LOL! Heh-heh You said Santorum... |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:09 PM
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2. he'll be surrounded by tough, buff leather-boys just out of reach |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:09 PM
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3. Three words: DOG ON MAN |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:16 PM
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10. I was thinking Man on Dog. |
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Edited on Thu Oct-12-06 06:16 PM by ThomCat
Or something involving box turtles.
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:18 PM
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13. Awwww, I was gonna say that! |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:09 PM
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4. He'll be continually ripped to pieces by box turtles. |
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And probably buggered by them too.
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:11 PM
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6. I have a funny feeling he got the page treatment somewhere in his past |
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that glassy-eyed insincerity can't be faked--someone had to extinguish his soul.
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:12 PM
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7. thou shalt not bear false witness against thy constituencies |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:15 PM
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8. He Will Be Haunted by Winged Fetuses |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:16 PM
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9. Eternal humping by a very large mastiff |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:17 PM
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11. I don't know other than it will surely involve man-on-dog sex! |
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:rofl:
That son of a bitch is going to burn.
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:19 PM
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14. Very creative thread! :) |
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It's gonna go to Hell! Or else it would be proof that god does not exist! :)
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:17 PM
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12. He'll have to watch gays get married for eternity |
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Nothing would torture him more than that
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:19 PM
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:27 PM
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16. He will be President... |
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Of the Devil's boil sucking team!
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:31 PM
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It can't be perpetual waterboarding. That's for Gonzales, the Big Dick and the Frat Boy.
For Rush Limbaugh it is perpetual waterboading by residents of a frat house.
Hmmm . . . Santorum . . . I know . . .
To fucked in the ass eternally be a male box turtle.
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:32 PM
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18. He will have to listen to Gregorian Chants 24/7 while being |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:33 PM
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:33 PM
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20. He'll actually have to live in his 2 bedroom house in Pennsylvania |
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and pay the taxes he owes Penn Hills for his kid's cyberschool education.
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:38 PM
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21. I think there are few forms of Christianity under which he'll go to hell. |
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Most of those versions of Christianity which include a God who damns people to hell also include a set of moral principles under which Santorum will end up in heaven and most DUers will go to hell.
Conversely, most forms of Christianity with moral principles which liberals would agree with don't include a belief in hell.
Torturing people for eternity just isn't something liberals go in for, in general.
Possibly if the Muslims or similar are right...
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:42 PM
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22. isn't a box turtle involved? |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:42 PM
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23. He'll be reincarnated as an embryonic stem cell |
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spliced into Clinton's penis....
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:45 PM
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24. He'll have to clean GWB's latrine. |
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Thu Oct-12-06 06:46 PM
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25. Having to share a cot with Devine. |
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