Time to think out of the box re N. Korea. If Kim Jong-Il is such a fan of

[zonkers]

Hollywood movies, let's send over Spielberg, Arnold, Stallone and a few others to have a talk with him. He couldn't resist it. It's not as crazy as it sounds, I mean you are dealing with a crazy guy to begin with. You gotta try someothing different.

[MadMaddie]

1. That is true....this might be the time to Utilize Ahnold....

not my favorite guy...but Ahnold would be better than Condi at this point...

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2. "i'm so ronery"

sung by "kim jong il" in "team america"

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

[zonkers]

4. I only hope you googled those lyrics and did not recite them from memory.

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5. the fast response time and the capital letters are dead giveaways :)

it's worth googling. not worth memorizing, but worth googling ;)

[puerco-bellies]

3. Planet Hollywood - Pyongyang can't be to far behind.

And we would get access to a real nuke for movie making.

[frogcycle]

6. whatever it takes

time to get over yourself, chimp, and think about the safety of all the people who live within this madman's reach.

throw him a frickin bone!
invite him to the WH if you have to. Appease the c*cks*cker.
get him talking, stroke his ego, let him preen for the folks back home how important he is, and "say by the way, let's put that little nuclear weapon thing on hold, ok"
shoot, that's how you worked the fundies! was that so hard? you had your picture taken with "nuts" and "wackos" to accomplish your aims. Isn't this worth a moment of degradation? Go ahead, calm him down, make him feel important, and start some serious aid flowing. Get him to believe we aren't invading, and get his people to praise their "beloved leader" for getting them US aid, for cripes sakes. And yes, have Arnold, Mel Gibson, or Mickey Mouse, whoever can keep him satisfied, join you for frickin dinner. Give him a tour of Paramount studios or something.

Use a little d*mned finesse for a change!

By the way, same goes for that nut chavez, and the iranian.

This BS of posturing and acting like royalty and saying they aren't good enough for a dialogue with you because you're some sort of god or something doesn't fly.


All the crap about dialogue not working because NK cheated on Clinton's agreement is hogwash. Of course they cheated. And of course Saddam was testing the "no-fly" zone, and appeared to be hiding something from inspectors. They are bratty children and will constantly be throwing spitballs whenever teacher turns his/her back. You accept some manageable level of that, figure out how to contain it, and move forward.