Caption Bush picking up his "fix"...

[Crankie Avalon]

"Yoohoo, garcon? May I sample that nose candy's bouquet afore making mah selection?

[liberal N proud]

1. If you would take those cameras away I could get high

[Ravy]

2. How many guns should go in the rear window of a Ford F-150? (n/t)

[Iwasthere]

3. "Could you pull on this finger?"

[Iwasthere]

4. "shhh keep this quiet, but I just wet myself all the way down to my shoes"

"kinda smells like you shit yourself too Mr. president"

[VOX]

5. "Ah got 10 lbs. of Sudafed in mah pockets, and Ah ain't signin' shit."

"Ah'm a special case, heh heh heh heh. You kin so stuff yer paperwork, Ah don't give a hoot about no meth labs, heh heh heh!" :grr:

[MGKrebs]

6. "Got anything fer problems with the 'Unitary Executive',

if you know what ah mean?

[underpants]

7. Karl! KARL!! Did Gannon get all the condoms you wanted him to?

[rock]

8. "Oh, clerk, would you help me adjust this butt-plug?"

[Chomp]

9. Gimme drugs or I'll bomb you.

[Kikosexy2]

10. give me a brick...

of "powder" with chunks of rocks and a dime bag for Laura...she has rolling paper..thank you....

[I_Will]

11. Presidential Signing Statement sets aside "Controlled Substance"

restrictions....

"just for about 15 mintues or so, heh heh!" Says, "I'll be the deciderer as to what goes on the list and what I'll take to go."