Have you ever been accused of “hiding behind the Constitution”? Want to?

[elehhhhna]

Well, now you can! It's BACK, by popular demand! With DIY instructions!

This Voodoo Constitution Mask will be the envy of your friends on the Left and your enemies on the Right. Made of a real facsimile of the US Constitution and adorned with chicken feathers (of course), hemp twine, and Spanish moss, this beauty is suitable for wear at your next protest march! When not in use, one may then hang it above the front door—The US Constitution repels Fundies and Bushlovers alike.

DIY

Take a plain mask (hobby store), print a copy of the Constitution, crumple it, smooth it, repeat a million times to make it pliable and look old, glue it to the mask, trim it.

Staple chicken feathers (black & white look good) and some spanish moss to the sides & VOILA!

[C_U_L8R]

1. that will surely scare the crap out of republicans

why do they hate our freedoms ???

[elehhhhna]

2. YUP! Sort of like craft-store meets Tonton Macoute

[katinmn]

3. Great idea!

Thanks!

[lonestarnot]

4. swawwweet.

[The Brethren]

5. I love the idea.

Thanks elehhhhna :D

[CrispyQ]

6. Outstanding!!!

k&r

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. What a great idea for Halloween!

[Toots]

8. Trick or Treat as a "Liberal" ...Gawd can it get any scarier?

:rofl:

[elehhhhna]

9. "gimme the candy...so I can share it with the poor" BOO!