Basically The Republican Party Is A Coalition Of Assorted Assholes

[Jcrowley]

A bunch of ignorant oil rich corporate cowboys have worked out how to exploit America's Christian sentiments and herd conformity in such a way that they have gained dictatorial power. At the same time, oil rich Arab dictators have been fuelling Islamic extremism in order to deflect criticism away from their own corruption and incompetence. Using the fear of terrorism as a smokescreen, and with co-conspirators like NewsCorp brainwashing the masses with fake patriotism, the corporate cowboys have been pillaging the federal treasury and pissing our future against the wall.

The Republican Nightmare

The Republican Party has long been controlled by weapons manufacturers and military contracting companies who gained enormous power and influence during the Cold War, and who make huge profits from America's continued massive military expenditure.

The Republicans also represents tobacco growers, assault weapon enthusiasts, corporate polluters who lobby against environmental safeguards, health insurance companies who lobby to keep health costs high, and oil industry executives, whose profits have skyrocketed since the price of oil doubled.

Basically, the Republican Party is a coalition of assorted assholes.

But the worst of these assholes are the televangelists. These hypocrites mostly only pretend to be Christians. Some are such skilled conmen that they make billions of dollars out of transforming innocent morons into Republican voting bigots. By vilifying homosexuals, demonizing abortion, and spouting a load of deceitful rhetoric about morals and values, and with the help of corporate media fraudsters like Fox News, the televangelists have somehow managed to convince a formidable army of voters that Jesus wants us all to be obedient soldiers for the Republican cause.

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[GreenArrow]

1. alternate scenario:

It's a collective single asshole.

[rurallib]

3. mostly a white asshole

[ewoden]

2. Asshole, assorted or not, implies a certain level of utility . . .

Republicans on the other hand are basically useless. Not even useless sacks of shit, as that too would imply a certain utility in the garden.