The Bosses hold their rePuke Fundraiser:

[Tyler Durden]

This is the email that went around to EVERYONE.

Start:

From: XXXXXXXXXX
Sent: Tuesday, October 31, 2006 10:28 AM
To: (extremely long forward list)
Subject: FW: Judicial Candidate Fundraising event hosted by Jim and Julie



Good Morning,



You are cordially invited to an election eve gathering hosted by Jim and Julie XXXXX in support of Lenny Krzyzaniak, a Judicial Candidate for Dearborn’s 19th District Court.



If you already know Lenny you are aware of his keen sense of fairness, knowledge and common sense. Lenny is a lifelong Dearborn resident who fully understands Dearborn values. He possesses the rare ability to treat everyone he encounters with equal ardor. Lenny will return and retain the stability to the 19th District Court that has been lacking since the retirement of Judge Sobotka.



Please join us on Monday, November 6th, 2006 to meet Lenny in person. Hors d'oeuvres will be served from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the lobby of the XXXXXXXX(XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX). Feel free to extend this invitation to anyone who might be interested. Please RSVP to XXXXXXXXXX at this e-mail address, or call XXX-XXX-XXXXX.

The cost is $25.00 per person. Checks should be made out to Friends of Lenny Krzyzaniak.


Thank you,


END


Sent by the Right Wing Multi-Millionaire Nutjobs that completely OWN the company I work for.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

1. I'm assuming you're not going to attend.

Where in the feck do these people get off. Once you're "off the clock" what you do in your spare time is now of their GD business....

[Tyler Durden]

4. Not only do they expect $25 bucks....

but they expect people like ME, who live almost 100 miles from Dearborn, to show up and contribute to this rePuke?

Note that one must respond. Non-attenders, for any reason, will be noted (according to the grapevine). This guy is a personal friend of theirs.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

5. That is so wrong. Since when in the US do private employers have the

right to extort political contributions from their employees.

My advice get a lawyer and go after these bastards....

[Tyler Durden]

6. Why bother?

Ain't got the money, and they have an entire legal department on staff. Likely this has been "vetted" already to be just this side of the "line."

[gratuitous]

2. Thank you for the invitation

I'm afraid I will have to decline your gracious invitation. But I hope you have a wonderful time. Good luck to Mr. Krzyzaniak.

Easy, polite, generous, and totally useless to their true purpose. Feel free to copy and paste.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Message to pubbies from their comPassionate LEADERS...

If you don't have 25 dollars, a picture of your Wee Wee will do!