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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:27 AM
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Step this way! You gotta see this folks!
Do you see these three shells? See this bean lying on table? Watch me as I cover the bean with this shell. Now I will move them around...keep your eye on the shell with the bean under it...Are you watching? OK, now I will give you a dollar if you can tell me which shell the bean is under...

Forget about the bearded lady or the dirty show going on under that tent over there. Keep your eye on the bean. This is where the action is. This is where the money is. Pay no attention to the fellow taking the money at the gate.

OK! Double or nothing? Now watch real closely. I'm putting the bean on the table. Now which shell is it under?
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:28 AM
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1. I see 3 lights... do I win?
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:30 AM
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2. Shhhhhh.... Stop it!
Kerry should apologize already!

Then Harold Ford should apologize for asking Kerry to apologize!

Now apologize to me!

:sarcasm:

(This emoticon is included for those who have not developed a sarcasm-detecting mechanism yet...)
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:30 AM
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3. I'm sorry...
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:35 AM
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5. Wimp.
Stop apologizin', and grow a spine.



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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:47 AM
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9. I'm sorry... DOH, I'm sorry! DOH!
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:32 AM
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4. I never apologize, I'm sorry but that's the way I am-Homer Simpson
:hi:
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spag68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:35 AM
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6. I think I remember
a song from the fifty's by Connie Francis. Title "I'm Sorry" play it over and over.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:38 AM
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7. Brenda Lee?
:)
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FuzzyDicePHL Donating Member (698 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:58 AM
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10. "Who's Sorry Now?"
eom
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:43 AM
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8. K & R
:kick:
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