The Con Test

[ck4829]

Are you concerned about corruption in government?
Yes
No
If answered Yes, then you are a Commie. If No, then go on to next question.

Do you care about people who don't have access to health care?
Yes
No
If answered Yes, then you are a Crazy Socialist. If No, then go on to next question.

Are you a Bush Supporter, but when even reality is against him, do you stop supporting him?
Yes
No
If answered Yes, then you are a Tree Hugging Lib. If No, then go on to next question.

If in a debate, have you ever said "I can't answer that. Rush hasn't talked about that yet"?
Yes
No
If answered Yes, then you are an Agent of the ACLU. If No, then go on to next question.

GAY PEOPLE!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!
Huh?
If answered Huh?, then you are an immoral pinko liberal. If No, then you are a Con, praise be to Jaysus and Bush.

[pooja]

1. Messed up the midless support line.. answer should be no...

but rather funny