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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 02:40 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
because * is a fucking idiot.

Oops, I botched the joke. Oh well.
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 02:44 PM
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1. Good one!
:rofl: and a few more reasons offered here http://www.chickenjoke.com/
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 02:45 PM
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2. No! It's "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
A: "To join the Texas Air National Guard" From the Chickenhawk Song.
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 03:24 PM
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8. uh...because he was Catholic?
Sorry...most off the wall answer I could come up with. :silly:
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Cetacea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 02:47 PM
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3. self-deleted subject line
Edited on Wed Nov-01-06 03:30 PM by Artiechoke
Good one. K+R
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 02:48 PM
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4. Why did the marine cross the road?
Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken. Old interservice rivalry joke.
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John Gauger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 02:51 PM
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7. Oh.
I thought you were going to say, "Because he didn't have any body armor."
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John Gauger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 02:49 PM
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5. I like that.
Just come right out and say it. Sometimes I tell the same kinds of jokes. I'll have a some unrelated set up and then, BAM! the President is a fucking moron. I laughed.
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ithinkmyliverhurts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 02:50 PM
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6. Why do you hate our troops?
Please do not ever refer to them as cowards again.

How dare you, non-gender-specific-online-poster. How dare you.
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