If a Little Girl Can Beat the Snot out of KKKarl, So Can We!!!

[CorpGovActivist]

"In 1960, at the age of 9 years old, Rove decided to support Richard Nixon. According to Rove, 'There was a little girl across the street who was Catholic and found out I was for Nixon, and she was avidly for Kennedy. She put me down on the pavement and whaled on me and gave me a bloody nose. I lost my first political battle'."

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22triumph+of+the+underdog%22+rove+catholic

KKKarl Rove speaking points:

1. Didn't even bother to finish the college degree he used to dodge the draft: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Rove#Vietnam_War_and_the_draft AND http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Rove#Education_and_Teaching

2. Uses religion as a wedge, though he's a self-described agnostic who mocks Christian voters: http://www.365gay.com/Newscon06/09/090506rove.htm AND http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Rove#Early_life_and__high_school

3. Touts his NRA credentials, but dodged picking up a gun in defense of his country: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Rove#Vietnam_War_and_the_draft

4. Uses gays as a wedge issue, dishonoring the memory of the man who raised him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Rove#Early_life_and__high_school AND http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=karl+rove+gay+father+%22the+architect%22

5. Has no business holding the security clearances he holds, and should be stripped of them immediately: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=karl+rove+valerie+plame

KKKarl is like the Wizard of Oz. He is nothing without his machine - in this case, his political machine, many of whom have turned state's witness on his sorry ass.

So three cheers for that "little girl across the street" - whoever she is - for showing us that KKKarl is nothing more than the archetype wimp who found the power he never had on his own, through a Faustian bargain with those who did.

He is the Wormtongue of BushCo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%ADma_Wormtongue

- Dave

[IdesOfOctober]

1. Who the hell is she?

I bet KKKarl remembers her name.

Ides

[smirkymonkey]

6. I don't know, but I'd like to shake her hand!

:evilgrin:

[CorpGovActivist]

7. I'd Like to Send Her to...

... his next campaign event for the GOP faithful!

:rofl:

- Dave

[Bucky]

8. Ok, then go to Gitmo and look her up. You can shake her hand thru the bars.

[CorpGovActivist]

9. I Bet She's Been Audited!

(At the very least!)

- Dave

[IdesOfOctober]

10. He clutches his woobie in the night...

... kicking and screaming, waking up in a cold sweat as he relives the beating she gave him in his mind.

LOL.

Ides

[Rockstone]

2. That explains everything

he has been trying to get back at her ever since. It's all about him "winning" and has nothing to do with policy, values, leadership, etc.

[IdesOfOctober]

4. KKKarl needs to take advantage...

... of the generous mental health benefits he enjoys, gratis the U.S. taxpayer.

His family issues are tragic - but no excuse for him to act out on the world stage: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Rove

Ides

[CorpGovActivist]

11. KKKarl Is a Pathetic Loser...

... who probably could benefit from the Bureau of Prisons' various mental health programs: http://www.bop.gov/

- Dave

[Imagevision]

3. K&R!!!

[IdesOfOctober]

5. Bump n/t