State Attorney to prosecute ANN COULTER for felony

[Proud2BAmurkin]

Time to dig up all her articles she referred to Democrats as "felons"

:rofl:

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-111anncoulter,0,7195592.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

[wicket]

1. I wonder if they'll let her vote next week

Wonderful news!

K & R

:kick:

[UrbScotty]

28. Good point

They probably will - she's not convicted yet.

[wicket]

77. Not that having no convictions has ever stopped FLorida from wiping them from voter rolls

See 2000. But then again she's a rich, white right-wing republican so it doesn't really fit their criteria for being removed from the voter rolls.

[iconoclastic cat]

2. Check out the ghastly pic of her on that page! Yeesh...nt

[shain from kane]

5. Is any picture of her more ghastlier than any other? It's defined.

[Auggie]

72. I thought Halloween was over

[silverweb]

3. Headline I can't wait to see:

"Arrogant evil bitch gets her comeupance."

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[ElboRuum]

4. Is it OK to cackle derisively, now?

Even if it isn't:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[elocs]

30. That's funny because that is exactly what I did when I read the title. n/t

[Coexist]

6. the best part:

<snip>
"Knowingly voting in a wrong precinct is a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison, said Mike Edmondson, a spokesman for the state attorney's office in West Palm Beach."

[volstork]

60. How long do you think she would last in prison?

[mark11727]

69. "Hey Blondie, yer in mah bunk...!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

85. Which will put the State in a conundrum. WHAT prison? -nt

[Parche]

7. coulter

One ballot was addressed to 'Ann Coulter' the other one was addressed to 'Man Coulter'

[ima_sinnic]

8. if there is a god . . . "she" will go to prison

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Delightful-08]

36. Hope she gets what she deserves

Yes, then they can whack her hair off.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Should Ann Coulter apologize for being a criminal?

Should Ann apologize to the 9/11 widows?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

10. I demand she apologize for any felonies she committed

:rofl:

[kestrel91316]

11. Ok, if it's a felony, in FL doesn't that mean she can NEVER vote again?

Oh, the sweet irony.

[orleans]

67. yes! she would never vote again in fl. what a stitch! n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

12. And her defense will be . . .

I have a right to commit voter fraud. I'm a Republican.

[Hugin]

13. *snort*

That is all.

Carry on.

:rofl:

[AndyA]

14. Ann will have plenty of time to get things ready for her co-conspirators

in crime, namely George, Dick, Donald, and the rest of the Iraq Pack.

[AllegroRondo]

15. She'll claim she's an alcoholic and go into rehab any day now.

isnt that the standard for Repubs accused of a Felony?

[libnnc]

19. Well, according to David Brock

she can suck down an entire bottle of chardonay all by herself in one sitting...or was that Laura Ingraham?

[KAZ]

45. It was Laura. An image that plays in my mind..

...everytime I hear her (crawling around on floor drunk). One of her few redeeming qualities, in my book. :)

[shain from kane]

21. She'll confirm she's an alcoholic ... n/t

[earth mom]

16. Maybe there is a god...

and maybe I'll start believing in him/her if Coulter and the other criminals in the rethuglican party go to jail where they belong! :evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

17. hey now---"Refused to cooperate" why refuse Ann if you have done nothing

wrong?

[walldude]

18. So I guess she'll have to go to a "blue" prison

cause the red ones are all full! :rofl: :rofl:

[Joanne98]

20. She could get up to 5 years in prison. hee hee

[libnnc]

26. I'm giggling, dreaming of her possible bunk mates...

Oh schweet Lord! Please let it be a very large, aggravated woman with multiple tattoos and a wicked left hook, nick-named "Tiny".

[Joanne98]

33. Oh yes Lord and make Tiny a communist plezzeee!!!!!!!

[nomaco-10]

22. That picture looks photo shopped.....

Somebody airbrushed her wrinkles and added a good 30 lbs. to her scrawny frame.

[walldude]

24. It didn't help....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

27. Yes, it was. Here's how she truly looks:

[Joanne98]

34. OMG! Her soul is showing. lol

[Delightful-08]

39. Neck

Where is the adams apple she has on her giraffe neck.

[PegDAC]

51. Does she (?) truly think she (?) looks alluring?

:puke:

[hedgehog]

23. With all the fuss over voter ID , how did she manage to do this?

I'm listed on the voter roll for my precinct here in New York. How is Florida set up? Sometimes two precincts share the same voting site. Is this as simple as getting in line for the wrong machine after signing in?

[ima_sinnic]

43. picture and signature ID are needed (nt)

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[Xenotime]

29. She's ugly and it's time for her to be held accountable for what she has said.

[4_TN_TITANS]

31. What a scary pic... warn a guy next time!

but it is great news...

[shain from kane]

32. It would take an event, such as another Pearl Harbor, before she

understands justice.

[Geoff R. Casavant]

35. I wonder where she will vote next Tuesday?

In her correct district, thus confirming that she registered in the wrong district in the first place? Or in the district she registered in, in a sort of double-or-nothing strategy?

[PinkyisBlue]

66. I believe she's registered to vote in the district called HELL--

where the rest of the lying, cheating, greedy, evil Republican scum are also registered to vote. She'll be in good company with the Bushes (the entire clan), the Cheney's, Rummy, Condi, Frist, Limbaugh, George "Macaca" Allen, Lieberman (yes, he'll be there too), etc, etc, etc,..............

[NNN0LHI]

37. Its customary to post a warning here when posting graphic photos

I nearly lost my lunch.

Don

[davidinalameda]

38. nice picture of Ann

she's doesn't look nearly anorexic as usual but she needs to start using a different foundation-way too pale and the bags under eyes are showing

[greguganus]

41. I noticed that too

She looks nice in that pic.

[davidinalameda]

42. nicer than usual

but not nice

:bounce: :rofl:

[struggle4progress]

57. A whole foundation? Nah, all she needs a pair of concrete overshoes

[davidinalameda]

89. just because she's who she is

doesn't mean that she should die

could you imagine poisoning those poor fish if she was tossed into the ocean

[struggle4progress]

91. It's true that I wouldn't want to violate any laws against dumping toxic waste.

<edit:> And, in fact, I really don't believe in violence -- though sometimes people like the Annhole sorely test my beliefs ...

[davidinalameda]

93. I understand

sometimes I think the world would be a better place

[Red Right and BLUE]

40. God she's hideous nt

[FuzzyDicePHL]

76. Can't think of anybody

to whom the description of, "hag," applies to more perfectly.

[Zhade]

44. Sadly, it only mentions the POSSIBILITY.

I'd hoped this was a sure thing - she's such a scumbag fascist.

[and-justice-for-all]

46. mANN Coulter = worthless skank sack.

[mentalsolstice]

47. Looks Like She's Got Deodorant Smudge

She needs to be careful about wearing a solid stick when she wears her unifor...er usual black sleeveless dress. Also, will she go to a men's prison or one for women. It could be a chance to have one of the great all-time questions answered for once and for all.

[Dulcinea]

81. Maybe she'll have to swap her black dress for an orange jumpsuit.

That's one way to get her to change her clothes.

[Sydnie]

48. Can't wait to hear how she tries to get out of this one!

[LTR]

49. Here's a better picture of her

Though this one seems to have more of a resemblance:

[Divine Discontent]

50. COULTERGEIST to prison would be rather comical sense she's so hateful

www.cafepress.com/warisprofitable <<-- antibush prodem stickers/shirts

[Delightful-08]

84. Ann in prison

Imagine what could happen to her.

[liberal N proud]

52. If it goes to prison...

Would that be the mens correctional facility or the womens?

[Anakin Skywalker]

53. May Annie's Cellmate Be Named Bubba.

[Skip Intro]

54. Egad, ann, halloween is over. nt

[Zambero]

55. Ann's defense: It's only a 5-minute broom ride between precincts

And it IS Florida under Jeb's watch after all, so what's the big deal?!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

56. Did anyone see this?

Devou t Republican wrote:
The only thing that's corrupt are the liberals that want to persecute and prosecute a fine American like Ann Coulter. She speaks the unbiased truth, yet is persecuted for her Christian beliefs. While the right stays Right, the left attempts to slander truth and morality. Fortunately, they will find their fate in eternal damnation.
Pick on the insanely biased, slanted Left like Stewart, Maher and Franken if you want to go after someone. Ann Coulter, like Rush Limbaugh, is fair, open-minded and stands behind her convictions. For that she has the respect of every god-fearing Christian in the greatest country in the world.
Anyone with half a brain can see that one party seeks fairness and the truth while the other is full of lies and deceit. It doesn't take a genius to tell which is which.

My response:
Leave god out of this you hypocritical hate-monger. You would rather create hate between Americans, while earnestly toting your bible. Try to live your life with open eyes and respect all the humans with whom you share the the world. Your bias and pre-packedged conformity are evident in eschewing anyone that has a different opinion. You are blind to reality. I pity you.

What I meant was:
You are so far beyond help, that you and your kind need steralization.

[walldude]

63. ROFLMAO.... Funniest thing I read all day

She speaks the unbiased truth, yet is persecuted for her Christian beliefs
actually she's a well known liar who is being prosecuted for.. um... BREAKING THE LAW. You idiots remember the law right? You know Clinton, impeachment, rule of law.


Anyone with half a brain can see that one party seeks fairness and the truth while the other is full of lies and deceit. It doesn't take a genius to tell which is which.
Well he/she got that one right

Ann Coulter, like Rush Limbaugh, is fair, open-minded and stands behind her convictions.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: now thats funny

Thanks for the laughs and Welcome to DU :toast:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

95. Thank you very much walldude !!!

:evilgrin: :toast: :hi:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

68. Her Christian beliefs?

Am I wrong, or does Ann have a reputation as one of the biggest sluts in Washington? I seem to remember jokes dating back to the mid-1990's about how she banged nearly every eligible conservative in town.

[nxylas]

87. This reads like a parody

Where does it come from? Free Republic?

[HCE SuiGeneris]

94. It is from the link in initial post... reader comments

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-111anncoulter,0,7195592.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

[nxylas]

96. Oh, OK, thanks

It could well be a parody, then. I knew a guy in my hometown who would regularly sent Coulteresque letters to our local paper, purely in the hope of getting people to rebut his nonsensical arguments.

[Oldtimeralso]

58. uranus......

before Prison o
after Prison 0

[bluestateguy]

59. If she had just apologized and admitted she made a mistake I'm sure they would have left it at that

but she never admits to mistakes.

[Brewman_Jax]

61. Put her sorry ass in jail

freepers' nightmare: let her live under the same rules that she'd have those who don't vote republican live under.

[tom_paine]

62. K & effing R!

[New Earth]

64. isn't this for the VOTER FRAUD she committed?

:rofl:

[StarTurtle]

65. Aww, poor Annie....

A bunch of evil liberals must have conspired against her. :nopity:

[namvet73]

70. Coulterectomy

It should be a crime to BE Ann Coulter or at least a disease in her name (under Personality Disorders)..

Coulterism? Coulteritis? Coulterbitchism? Coulterpath? Coulterpathetic?

Crimes: Coulterelony? Coulteny?

Cure: Coulterectomy?

Any other ideas?

[jmowreader]

71. This is a fairly half-ass crime she's accused of

Then again...they caught Timothy McVeigh because he was running with a burned-out taillight. Half-ass crimes are good if they get you off the street.

[casus belli]

73. Completely off topic, but she looks as if she's got a burning case of "morning breath" there. n/t

[slaveplanet]

74. She's employed the big guns

This part just screams SHILL...

from Sun-Sentinel piece:

In July, Anderson said, he received a letter from Coulter's attorney, Marcos Daniel Jimenez D'Clouet. The letter said the attorney would only discuss the matter in person or by telephone because he complained Anderson had given details to the media. Anderson said the matter had to be discussed in writing.
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So just who is this Marcos Daniel Jimenez D'Clouet?

Why he's Bushco's lead attorney in Florida when they worked their proceedings against Adnan Khashoggi's former personal flight attendant, Teresa Le Pore among others. Preliminary actions that led all the way to SCOTUS giving Bush the *.

http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:zdIuLUWNILwJ:election2000.stanford.edu/pacersiegel.html+Marcos+Jimenez+D%27Clouet&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1&client=firefox-a


Docket as of November 20, 2000


U.S. District Court

Southern District of Florida (W.Palm Beach)

CIVIL DOCKET FOR CASE #: 00-CV-9009

Siegel, et al v. LePore, et al

Filed: 11/11/00
Assigned to: Judge Donald M. Middlebrooks
Demand: $0,000
Nature of Suit: 441
Lead Docket: None
Jurisdiction: Federal Question
Dkt# in other court: None
Cause: 42:1983 Civil Rights Act



plaintiff NED L. SIEGEL; Marcos Daniel Jimenez-D'Clouet
FTS 358-5744

White & Case
200 S Biscayne Boulevard
Suite 4900
Miami, FL 33131-2352
305-371-2700
plaintiff GEORGETTE SOSA DOUGLAS; Marcos Daniel Jimenez-D'Clouet
(See above)

plaintiff GONZALO DORTA; Marcos Daniel Jimenez-D'Clouet
(See above)

plaintiff CARRETTA KING BUTLER; Marcos Daniel Jimenez-D'Clouet
(See above)

plaintiff DALTON BRAY; Marcos Daniel Jimenez-D'Clouet
(See above)

plaintiff JAMES S. HIGGINS; Marcos Daniel Jimenez-D'Clouet
(See above)

plaintiff ROGER D. COVERLY, as Florida
registered voters;
Marcos Daniel Jimenez-D'Clouet
plaintiff GEORGE W. BUSH, Governor; Marcos Daniel Jimenez-D'Clouet
(See above)


plaintiff DICK CHENEY, as candidates for
President and Vice President
of the United States of
America;
Marcos Daniel Jimenez-D'Clouet
ALL PLAINTIFFS Marcos Daniel Jimenez-D'Clouet
plaintiff (See above)

v.
defendant THERESA LEPORE;
Bruce S. Rogow
FTS 764-1530
954-767-8909
Suite 1930



---------------------------------------------

He is also named in Gore V Harris
and other selection2000 cases in Florida.

He also appears to be on some kind of panel for Judicial Appointments. Active in summer 2006 actions to allow Jeb to make
Judicial Appointments?

http://jweb.flcourts.org/pls/docket/ds_docket?p_caseyear=2006&p_casenumber=1294

PT Judicial Nominating Commission BY: PT Marcos D. Jimenez D'Clouet 0441503

He seems to be the only non-judge to be petitioner:

Supreme Court of Florida
THURSDAY, JULY 6, 2006
CASE NO.: SC06-1294
JUDICIAL NOMINATING COMMISSION, vs. SUE M. COBB, ETC.
ELEVENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND
FOR MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, FLORIDA
___________________________________________________________________
Petitioner(s) Respondent(s)
Petitioner's Motion to Expedite is granted and the Court will expedite the
processing of this case to the extent possible.
Petitioner has filed a petition for writ of mandamus. Respondent and other
interested parties are hereby requested to file a response to the above-referenced
petition on or before July 21, 2006. The petitioner may file a reply on or before July
26, 2006.
A True Copy
Test:



bhp
Served:
MARCOS D. JIMENEZ D'CLOUET
HON. CHARLES J. CRIST, JR.
HON. JOSEPH P. FARINA, CHIEF JUDGE
HON. SUE M. COBB
HON. KATHERINE FERNANDEZ RUNDLE

http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:GWo8IDh8Y9cJ:www.floridasupremecourt.org/pub_info/summaries/briefs/06/06-1294/Filed_07-06-2006_OrderRequestingResponses.pdf+Marcos+Jimenez+D%27Clouet&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=5&client=firefox-a

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Just what do you suppose Coulter is up to? And why is there next to nothing about her lawyer on the Web? Why does it appear her lawyer only pops up when there's some fixin to be done, and then seems to vanish back into the google ether?



This guy is even non-existent on the White and Case website?

http://www.whitecase.com/miami/

http://www.whitecase.com/Attorneys/List.aspx?Offices=b1d582d1-f89d-479b-8a92-8cfa73777482

[Lochloosa]

75. Conservative columnist Ann Coulter has refused to cooperate in an investigation

Smart move....:sarcasm:

[sui generis]

78. why does "sulfurous" come to mind whenever I see her?

The sulfurous Eva Braun of Right Wing Punditry

[ItNerd4life]

79. Did you have to post her picture? You are mean and cruel.

:P

[progressoid]

80. NO PICTURES!!!!

[Clint Thomas]

82. Life without parole?

I just hope for Ann's sake she doesn't get a liberal judge who may have read her books, or maybe even heard her speak.
Actually,I hope she does.

[northernsoul]

83. don't uncork the champagne until she's actually indicted

All the article says it that the matter is being turned over to prosecutors... that is several steps away from her actually being charged with anything.

[gully]

86. Hilarious to think that she may lose the right to - VOTE.

:rofl:

[mistertrickster]

98. Oops . . . sorry, you beat me to the post. nt

[LTR]

88. EXCLUSIVE arrest pics here!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2551186&mesg_id=2551186

[mainegreen]

90. The Freepers are bugging over this one:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730821/posts
:rofl:

Warning: Many ugly pictures of Ann at said link.

[symbolman]

92. Looks like her neck is showing the signs of

three quarters of a complete revolution.. then you have to watch out for the green stuff that comes spewing out, tho the freepers lap it up like pea soup :)

If there was anyone I ever thought could be possessed it would be her.

I hope some Head Dyke (not my terms, that's what they call them in jail) shows her how a coke bottle is really useful when someone talks too much.. as soon as she opens her mouth she'll get cut, and they prefer the FACE as those scars never go away.

Better start boning up on prison etiquitte BIG MOUTH..

[mistertrickster]

97. Ya know what's funny? If she's convicted, she WON'T BE ABLE TO VOTE

in Florida.

Remember 2000 when Cruella DeVille threw off something like 25,000 people because their names were similar to those of felons?

Add Ann Coulter to the list, muahahaha . . .

[dchill]

99. Great...

so now she's a Democrat?