CAPTION the Ass-Faced Weasel...

[Crankie Avalon]

"This 'like taking candy from a baby' stuff really is easy! SUCKER!!!"

[sarge43]

1. "My grandma used to live in New Orleans, you bastard." n/t

[MuseRider]

2. See how this works kiddo?

I scare the shit outta you and you gotta pay me taxes to do it. Candy will work now but someday your gonna be doin what we call "uniquely American" werkin hard at 2 or 3 jobs. Hey Hey Hey Think of it this way little froggie, I could be stickin a fire cracker up your ass next 4th of July so you are gettin off easy.

[Hepburn]

3. * * * * * *

[magellan]

4. "It must be Halloween. I'm in my costume and the bloodsuckers are out."

[shah269]

5. Oh are you going to go and fight my little war for me! Your dady did! Now its your tun to die for me

[FuzzyDicePHL]

6. "Oh, what a cute little frog costume....

....How do you like my costume? I'm an ass-faced weasel!"

[Crankie Avalon]

7. Wow...

...that really made me laugh.

"Ass-faced weasel" is how I'm always going to refer to him on DU (and everywhere else) from now on. I'd love to see that name become as popular here as "Chimpy" or any of the other major ones.

[FuzzyDicePHL]

8. Hey,

you set it up for me -- I just hit it over the net. ;)

[peekaloo]

9. Trick or treat, pause to gander, another photo op that panders.

[Hepburn]

11. Good one!

:applause: :rofl:

[KingFlorez]

10. Kid: "Help, a monkey is looking at me"