CAPTION the Cretin-in-Chief!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Look at these Democratic jokers. Working polls and getting out the vote. Making speeches. . . What a buch of losers . . . . All you need is Diebold and a couple others on your side . . . . They'll help me maintain democracy, you bet."

[CatWoman]

1. um, his mind?

"Ok, does this look like a man who thinks he's goint to lose ANYTHING"?

[Rick Myers]

2. "4 o'clock, yeah, gotta watch Wopner..."

"I'm a good driver..."

[MrCoffee]

3. The pic was taken right before the Pretzeldent lost control of his bowels...again.

[democrat_patriot]

4. "Hey Condi! Pull mah finger"

[Crankie Avalon]

5. "HAH! Lookit over there--a shred of dignity. Somebody kill it before it gets near me!"

[Hubert Flottz]

6. "The real Joke is in my drawers!"

[partylessinOhio]

7. "Wah, I want my Maypo!"

[AIJ Alom]

8. Hiccup..hey hey, I'm driving...hiccup.. n/t

[HCE SuiGeneris]

9. Hell... em Maii Tai fingg's w da umbrelahhs sure are strong... hic*

[pwb]

10. i'm a war president mommy...

[tblue]

11. Say! Your name is not Osama, is it?

[Cleita]

12. Did he forget to put in his teeth?n/t

[951-Riverside]

13. They should not let him out without his helmet.

DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *drools*

[KansDem]

14. Nuh...uh..uh...huh You all thought it was about "oil" Well it's about "no oil"

Greg Palast Uncovers the 'Armed Madhouse' of the Bush Reign of Greed, Fear and Stolen Elections

A BUZZFLASH INTERVIEW

We were screaming in the streets: no blood for oil, which, of course, you know, most Americans consider a bargain – blood for oil, as long as it’s not their blood, right? But in fact, it wasn’t blood for oil. It was blood for no oil. It was blood to make sure that not too much oil would flow and bust the market. Oil had been down under Bill Clinton to eighteen bucks a barrel. Now it’s over $70 a barrel. -- Greg Palast

Buzzflash

--excerpt--
I have the actual 323-page document drafted by big oil executives in Houston, working with James Baker’s people. Remember, James Baker represents Exxon Oil Company. He also represents the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. These are the guys drafting the plans – our plans for Iraq’s oil. By the way, why aren’t the Iraqis drawing up their own plan? That’s another issue. But the plan was that we don’t sell off Iraq’s oilfields. Rather they have lock-up agreements with U.S. oil companies.

And most importantly, this plan would guarantee that Iraq does not produce beyond its OPEC quota. In other words, we want the oil, but not too much, because that would bring down the price of oil.

In the book, I actually show the pages from these plans for Iraq, and one says the purpose is to enhance the Iraq government’s relationship with OPEC. As you can imagine, OPEC is the oil cartel which basically has its foot on the world’s economic windpipe at the moment - $70 a barrel gasoline. Three bucks a gallon at the pump is what it comes out to. We are literally in there right now to make sure that Iraq remains good members of OPEC. They were afraid that Saddam was going renegade, and he could not be trusted to play ball with OPEC, which is basically an illegal cartel controlled by Saudi Arabia and big oil.

That was the winning plan for the oil. In other words, if you wonder why your cousin is shivering under a tank in Fallujah, it is to enhance Iraq’s relationship with OPEC. There it is, guys – black and white.

Thanks to a DUer who posted this yesterday. I printed it out and read it last night: now I'm mad as Hell! :grr:

[SammyWinstonJack]

15. He looks crazed!

[Hubert Flottz]

16. "WOW that LSD that Rummy uses in Gitmo is some heavy Shit man!"

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. !

:spray:

[lander]

17. Eh -- you, uh, goin' to Starbucks?

Bring me one o' them 'Cappercheeners', willya? Tell 'em to put some bourbon in it.

...what? They don't do that?

Well, then, jes' bring me back a bourbon.