Best, Most Clueless Freeper Post Ever! (Haggard, of course)

[cali]

Are you ready for this? I promise it'll blow you away.


"I guess I'm saying that being opposed to gay marriage while getting blow jobs from a man is NOT hypocritical. Even some committed gay couples oppose gay marriage."


(By and large, stupid freepers don't yet realize they've been hit by a tsunami. Can't wait until they realize that this is it for repuke chances)


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1731106/posts

[C_U_L8R]

1. ah yes - it's crystal clear

blow jobs = good
marriage = bad

[babylonsister]

2. Astonishing logic that.

:wow:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. But what about Bill Clinton's blow job?

Or is it OK for a married man to get a blow job only if it's from another man?

:rofl:

[Alamom]

13. That is correct.

Source: FreepLogic Book of Answers

[wryter2000]

14. Ack!

I didn't even think of that. Awesome. :applause:

[AlamoDemoc]

4. Bwaaaa haaaa haaa haaa....Sleepless in Freeperland

[judaspriestess]

5. Wha???? n/t

[uppityperson]

6. really, why would a commited gay couple concievably WANT to marry?

same reason a committed non-gay couple might. Or might not. Idiots. Good catch, thanks for the chuckle.

[proud patriot]

7. Wow

:wow:

[Lex]

8. Oh yes, committed gay couples don't want no stinkin' marriage parity.

And there was no holocaust. And black people liked slavery just fine. And soldiers don't mind losing their lives and limbs in Iraq for Bush's oil war.

WTF planet do the freeps live on anyway!?

[Roy]

17. Whoaaa Not so fast...."And black people liked slavery just fine"

You would be surprised how many people try to make that argument.

This was probably what Babs Bush was thinking when she made her famous Katrina comment.

And don't forget Wolf Blizers' Katrina comment. "so black... so poor"

[SeattleGirl]

9. That poster just went six times around the block and sideways to

try and get from point A to point B, and totally missed it. :rofl:

[Anakin Skywalker]

10. WTF? That's Freeper Logic For Ya!

Twisty. And these mothaf*ckers claim they hate political spins?

[wryter2000]

11. Some guy said the same thing to Randi today

Of course, he was joking. "It's okay to have sex with someone of the same sex. It's okay to torture in a sexual way. It's okay to send sallacious e-mails to pages. It just isn't okay to marry them."

Reminiscent of Stephen Colbert -- it's okay to marry a snake as long as it's not a gay snake.

[BattyDem]

12. Has it been reported that it was ONLY blow jobs and that ...

Haggard was ONLY on the receiving end? :shrug:

[opihimoimoi]

15. Boy, is this Haggard guy in trouble with the Rove Crew

[wryter2000]

16. You know

This post needs its own smilie. None of our smilies are up to the job for this. I just can't imagine what that smilie would look like. Maybe a happy face with a head that opens to reveal cobwebs inside. A freep pushing the plunger to explode logic. Or, a tombstone with RIP Irony on it.

[BattyDem]

18. This one pretty much says it all.

[wryter2000]

26. I like it! n/t

n/t

[William Bloode]

19. Now that is one convoluted piece of logic!

How many brain cells do you imagine he had to short out to come up with that rationalization?

[William Bloode]

20. Figures! Someone had to bring up Clenis!

The Bill Clinton excuse, version 2.0 -- I did not have sex with that man (according to the definition in my imagination).

[HuffleClaw]

21. ok, i get it.

the first bit is from the 'school' of thought that says its NOT 'gay' to RECEIVE gay sex, only to GIVE gay sex. the second part is an outright lie.

[SouthernBelle82]

22. And of course

they don't give any example of these "gay couples" who are opposed to gay marriage. :shrug:

[LTR]

23. The Freaks are losing what's left of their minds!

Okay, first this little gem:

To: UncleJeff
amid allegations by a former gay male escort
If the homos can't control something, they'll destroy it.
They're trying to destroy the Boy Scouts, and they're definitely after the church.
I'm going to side with the Christian on this one. My gut feeling says the homo is not being truthful. I believed the Foley stuff right away, but this one has that "Nope. It's a homo hit job." sensation.

10 posted on 11/02/2006 4:23:28 PM PST by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal.")

The classic neocon excuse. It's always everybody else's fault! Blame it on the homos!

And now... the classic. Even the Freeps think this guy is nuts:

To: Duffboy
Homosexuality is a great temptation and a blight on our country, that is true. Some deceive themselves that having oral sex from a man is not "cheating" or "having sex", because they are not with another woman.

In fact, the pastor COULD be having oral sex and NOT be gay. You don't have to be gay to enjoy oral sex, and given how men can imagine all sorts of stuff how hard would it be to imagine a woman instead of a man.

I'm not saying he was doing this. And I'm not saying it's impossible that he WAS doing this.

I don't know. I've known good christian men, leaders in their churches, who have fallen. It's easy enough, we are all sinners.

I guess I'm saying that being opposed to gay marriage while getting blow jobs from a man is NOT hypocritical. Even some committed gay couples oppose gay marriage.


11 posted on 11/02/2006 4:26:07 PM PST by CharlesWayneCT

:rofl:

[Rufus T. Firefly]

25. Might want to visit this site...

http://www.am-i-gay.com/

[Bunny]

27. A "homo hit job"???

:rofl:

[Quixote1818]

24. That guy is saying that because he probably gives blow jobs. nt