"She's (Laura Bush) is a librarian..a real intellectual." Tweety

[Skidmore]

waxing stupid just now. Not meaning to disparage librarians, because I know many fine librarians, but because that logic is twisted.

[Marr]

1. But- but- she touches books occasionally! That's hard work!

It's not as if she's actually a librarian. I have respect for librarians. She's a plutocrat who happened get her hand-out degree in library sciences, IIRC.

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. A variation from a coworker - "I am a democrat and don't like

Bush, but as a former teacher, I admire Laura". Just an interesting insight into the twisted logic that some people use that ends up in very unexpected outcomes!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Wasn't she the school librarian at a private grade school?

In other words, she knows she needs to shelve "Red Fish, Blue Fish" after "The Holy Bible."

[PCIntern]

5. don't forget:

"My Pet Goat"

[mediaman007]

11. If she were a serious librarian, she would be speaking out on the

lack of funds for public libraries. All over this country, libraries are cutting hours and staff so they fit within their budgets.

If she's so smart, go on Jeopardy.

[PCIntern]

4. Innaleckshul...

Yeah...and I'm a pro athlete.

[TahitiNut]

6. Yeah, right. Jeb's kids probably call her "Auntie Intellectual" too.

And they're right. :puke:

[Infomaniac]

7. This librarian doesn't like her.

As you might guess from my screen name, I'm also a librarian. Laura's skills are so rusty she'd need refresher courses to find her own backside.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. Can you please remind me?

Who is Tweety?! :shrug:
Duckie

[w4rma]

9. She acts like she never read any of the books she organized. (nt)

[PsN2Wind]

10. Well it ain't like the Dewey Decimal System

is that easy to learn. And you can only imagine the difficulty on getting Dubya through that "Hooked on Phoneys" course.
My apologies to any REAL librarians here.