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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:32 AM
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Isn't Reverend Ted Haggard actually Bi-sexual? Or "buy" sexual.
I mean, the man has a wife and five kids for Christ's sake, so he really has the best of both sexual worlds, and millions to go with it, who could ask for anything more?

Why leave out a whole entire sex, right reverend Teddy?
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:40 AM
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1. If he'd bought higher-class hookers, they'd keep their mouth shut
Stupid cheapskate.

Look up "Mayflower Madame" on The Google.
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:51 AM
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3. Good point.
You get what you pay for.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 08:22 AM
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9. I've seen that Prostitute many times (not that way)
He's about as high class as they get. He just needs to knock off the steriods.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:22 PM
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12. This is another argument for legalizing prostitution
If prostitution is legalized and regulated, then they could be forced to adhere to professional standards of conduct-- for example, protecting client confidentiality.

If prostitutes were regulated, they'd have to adhere to the same standards of privacy as psychiatrists, therapists and medical doctors, or risk losing their license.

I'm not saying I want to legalize prostitution, necessarily. But if I did, this may be a good argument.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:29 PM
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14. I think he's hot!
Is "Mike Jones" his real name? Or is that his "stage name"?
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 08:27 AM
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15. It's the only name I've ever seen him use
I'll send you a link later.
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:48 AM
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2. He's on the "Bi now, gay later" plan. nt
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 08:02 AM
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5. *giggle* You might say he's made an ART of the situation.
:silly:
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smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 07:56 AM
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4. How wrong can you be?
Contemporary America understands that only women can be bisexual. In fact, all hot women are bisexual, and it's real sexy when they get it on with each other.

Men getting busy with each other, however, is just gross. Any man who has ever done anything sexual with another man is gay, just like anyone with one great-great-grandparent who is black is black, even if the other 15 great-great-grandparents are white. Because blackness is icky, just like male homosexual activity, and we can't let that kind of ickyness contaminate us good, normal types! The one drop rule!

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:
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carolinayellowdog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 08:06 AM
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6. Maybe true for Haggard's generation, but...
don't survey results show younger Americans to be dramatically less prejudiced in matters of race *and* sex?
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rman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 08:19 AM
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8. i think the issue is the hypocrisy, not the sexual orientation
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indepat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 08:27 AM
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10. Hypocrisy is central to everything 'pukes do because all 'puke agendas are big lies,
their every initiative is sold for something else. :grr:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 08:13 AM
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7. Ask Jim McGreevey and his two kids, and his two wifes with no clue...
he was a gay man.

However he managed it, that's probably how our fried Jim Waah did. (You know from goodmorning vietnam, that's my new nickname for him.)
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 08:29 AM
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11. GMA this morning Jones said that Haggard told him he liked
to get high on meth before he had sex with his wife. Wonder how his wife felt about that?
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:24 PM
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13. It probably helped him to fantasize that she was a man.
THat's my guess.
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