Haggard admits "some indiscretions" to Associate Pastor

[Coexist]

via TPM

Full article here

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But KKTV in Colorado Springs reported that New Life Associate Senior Pastor Ross Parsley told a meeting of church elders Thursday night that Haggard had met with the church's overseers earlier in the day and "had admitted to some indiscretions."

Parsley told the elders that Haggard had said some of the allegations were true, but not all of them.

[burythehatchet]

1. I'm just a little gay...isn't everyone, after all?

[Dhalgren]

13. He just did a liitle bit on the down-low, don't mean nothin'...

[XboxWarrior]

20. It was kind of odd timing.....

I am in the CO springs area, and we have 10pm local news....they ran the story and a LOT of his followers saying, "NO WAY HE'S GAY". Then Letterman came on, and during the monolouge, they broke in "LIVE ON 11", as if it were another huge snow storm......to drop the bomb.

I guess he wanted his "folowers" to miss the bad news till morning.

peace

[Epiphany4z]

2. translation=I will wait and see

what they can prove then admit to those charges ....der...

[gfnrob]

3. He only sucked half of that dick

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[npincus]

6. LOL, and ewwwww

[Vorta]

12. Yours is the funniest comment I've read in a long time n/t

[FuzzyDicePHL]

14. ROFLMQAO!

Thanks for that laugh :)

[BootinUp]

18. Haggard: "I did not swallow"

Sorry. :rofl:

[gfnrob]

22. oh yah

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :puke:

[Epiphany4z]

23. lol I didn't

want to be the first one to go there...hahha.

well it looks like the curtain has been pulled aside..and it is about time...everyone even there supporters knew this was who these guys where....but hey as long as they are not getting caught...

[babylonsister]

4. Wait! I just saw a clip of him on MSNBC saying none of it was true!

Indiscretions? Could that mean...he had sex with a man, but only occasionally?

[Coexist]

10. it was the drugs... er... I mean the liberal media.... er... I mean

the alcohol... er ... I mean Satan tempting me...

Oh Lord! I AM A SINNER ... FORGIVE ME OH LORD, and I want to say :::sobbing::: to my flock, my beloved congregation, that I am a sinner and I beg your forgiveness, as well as the Lord's.

I HAVE SINNED AGAINST GOD, and I beg his mercy.

This evilness that I have been living is out in the open and I can begin to heal, and re-dedicate my life to God... blah, blah, blah...



You've seen one bawling, busted hypocrite, you've seen them all.

[FuzzyDicePHL]

15. "Indiscretion" means

that he got caught.

[mike_c]

5. oddly, those are the sorts of things his church calls "mortal sins..."

...when folks like us do them. I'll sleep better tonight knowing that they've been downgraded to "indiscretions!" :rofl:

[ginnyinWI]

9. IOIYAAR

"It's okay if you are a Republican" :eyes:

[Turbineguy]

7. "In"

being the operative sylable here.:rofl:

[goddess40]

8. When's the stoning?

isn't that what they prescribe for 'indiscretions' like this?

[walldude]

21. No one is to stone anyone until I say so! Even if...

and I want to make myself very clear, even if they do say JEHOVA! :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

11. Rev Haggard: "I'm not *too* gay"

"I have just the right amount of gayness"

[stopbush]

16. "I sucked, but I never swallowed...and I didn't enjoy it."

Q. How do you know when your mega-church minister is having sex with a gay prostitute?

A. When his dick tastes like shit.

[havocmom]

17. Depends on what the definition of 'some' is...

If some indiscretion didn't involve anyone in a blue dress...

If some indiscretion didn't involve a cigar...

if some indiscretion involved consensual adult sex that didn't include Clinton...

then he doesn't think it's wrong at all? Marriage is sacred and you're not cheating on your wife some unless you get caught?


And Newt Gingrich, philander x three that we know of for sure, wants to be President.

I have had it with the moralizing minority who can't keep their own pants zipped! :grr:

[burythehatchet]

19. reminds me of that filthy joke

"You suck one dick and they call you a homo!"